I found a job posting on Upwork, which reads, in its entirety:
We here at old McDonald translation, seek to employ a young Caucasian.
tall, small, smart, dumb-and like to have a lot of fun!
must be willing to rhyme each sentence, to make it as our young apprentice.

I doubt it's serious, but figured it couldn't hurt to apply, thusly:
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