Nov 27, 2006 22:05
ATTENTION FRIENDS!
so everyone commented on my new nifty "haircut"
i'd like to take this time to let you know i, in fact, did not cut my hair...
i have a severe brain cancer that has made me severely retarded...
i am receiving chemotherapy but the doctors don't think it will help, however they insist that i take a $50,000 cure that won't work
therefore i will soon be bald and dead
thank you for noticing my lack of hair