Become an army of one...
I love this girl in most of my classes. She's one of those big velour girls who thinks she's black and can't keep her mouth shut. An army recruiter is here right now and she's watching a recruiting video and she's already yelling at him. "I aint cuttin' my hurrr!" "Do you see these things [looking at her huge boobs] I can't do no jumping jacks!" It's really fucking hilarious. She keeps yelling about how if she joined she's gonna get shot in the face. She's so strange, because I know she's really smart because she says funny shit like that and gets people pretty well and knows who's fake and shit, but she acts so socially retarded.
These kids kill me (by the way, if I read that phrase, or "You have to be in the right mood for these kinds of things" in The Catcher In The Rye one more time, I'll fucking hang myself) While the teacher was out of the room, they took the clock down and set it 3 minutes fast, so they can get a longer cigarette break.
These kids kill me (by the way, if I read that phrase, or "You have to be in the right mood for these kinds of things" in The Catcher In The Rye one more time, I'll fucking hang myself) While the teacher was out of the room, they took the clock down and set it 3 minutes fast, so they can get a longer cigarette break.