I WIN FREE 20 OZ. SPRITE

Dec 15, 2004 09:13

Ryan is a boy's name, but a girl named Ryan just gave me sunglasses, and in case you don't know I <3 sunglasses. I have about 9 pairs. These ones have magic in them though.

What's the average life-span of a manatee?

A girl just brought in a baby she just had last week, and somehow she is super-fucking-skinny. This baby was especially ugly and lumpy though. Nothing like Distance.

You know that feeling that if you had just maybe an hour more of sleep, you would feel so perfectly well-rested? Well I have that feeling now. And why didn't I get a full good night's sleep? Fucking Fed Ex called me up at 3:30 in the morning asking why my mother had not come into work yet. I didn't fucking know. She wasn't even fucking home. Her manager had to know damn well that she is deaf, and that someone who is not her would have to answer the phone in order for her to get in touch with her. Retard

I wonder if I got a parfait today
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