Dear Gideon - On The Road To Alhambra!

[cyrus_rta]

Written in a dark blue, pocket-sized, leatherbound notebook with an embossed dragon on the cover. It was found in a sharkskin pouch. The text has been written in more than one alphabet and has been heavily encrypted.

Dear Gideon,

Comments

[bldy_cute_molly]

Oh? So have you decided on whose ship you'll be taking?

Also, we rode camels. Addison seemed to have some trouble with his but I made friends with mine. I call her Muffin. She likes long walks on the beach and...more long walks on the beach. And spitting.

I've worked with a couple of girls like that.

[beatrice_rta]

What they need are two big ships labeled 'his' and 'hers'.

Oh wait. They already have that.

[bldy_cute_molly]

Do you think they'd notice if I crept in and stole their mainsails one night and gave them to a seamstress to embroider?

[beatrice_rta]

I have in fact settled on his and hers ships for the bathtub.

[bldy_cute_molly]

Why settle for small scale when fullscale is so much more likely to cause trouble?

Oh. Well, yeah, there's that whole punishment & retribution part.

But OTHER than that...

[cyrus_rta]

'Punishment and Retribution' is the best part.

[bldy_cute_molly]

Oh, sure. You *would* like that part best.

[discordia_rta]

Well, that's likely because 'Punishment and Retribution' involves less flogging and more ... Nevermind.