isn't this like that game MASH you used to play in grade school?
I'm avoiding schoolwork and housework, therefore I do silly things to waste time…
Stolen from mysticxf:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
These are all characters who fascinate me in some way, but I'm being really random about it.
1. Jack Shephard (Lost)
2. Spike (Buffy/Angel)
3. George O'Malley (GA)
4. Logan Echols (VM)
5. Seamus Harper (Andromeda)
6. Willow Rosenberg (Buffy)
7. Desmond Hume (Lost)
8. Alex Karev (GA)
9. Josh Lyman (The West Wing)
10. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
11. Veronica Mars (VM)
12. Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope. Don't know if Veronica is Willow's type. But, hell, she's enough like Buffy that I think they'd get along.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um…if the actor isn't underage, even if his character is, can I still say he's hot? Okay-yep: Logan Echols-HOT. But you'd have to find total assholes charming, or be patient enough to see his schmoopy side.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Impossible. But I know Michael would do the right thing…and Alex would probably end up punching him in the face, because he's be driving him nuts.
Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
Well, I've written many, many fics about Josh Lyman. Would I recommend any…
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Spike and Willow? I've always thought so. Seriously, they have this weird chemistry, and even when he's bad!Spike, she seems to be sympathetic to him and he tends to soften up a bit. Of course, he's neither living nor female, so that would be a problem…
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Harper and Josh are practically the same character in terms of being major nerds with ego issues. Good lord, no. But I don't exactly know how Jayne could be with Harper without breaking him, literally. But I can kinda see it.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Desmond catches Spike and Michael having sex? Isn't that one of the horsemen of the apocalypse?
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Do I gotta? OK. Fine. Imagine a time machine….
George has to take care of Jayne while he's sick, and, under lots of medication, Jayne falls for George's kindness and tries to grope him. George is mucho confused and a little scared, but when it's all over, he's got something to hold over Jayne's head-because, of course, Jayne in his right mind wouldn't go for George.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jack and Alex? No possible way. I can conceive of no universe where Alex can be fluffily slashed.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Desmond/Michael h/c: I'm Sorry Your Family's Insane; or Men of Honor Always Get Kicked in the Balls
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
BWAH! Logan seducing Jack! Lots of alcohol, and a fake ID. Roofies? Seriously, in what world could Logan successfully seduce a reticent man more than twice his age?
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
A few, sometimes to humor me. Most people think Desmond's damn near unslashable. Pennysexual even.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
holycitygirl writes George/Izzie from time to time.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
If they do, I'm not aware of it.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Spike/Logan/Harper. Disregarding the overabundance of snark and the complete and total clashing of genres (supernatural/mystery/sci-fi) and time periods, I'd say I'm the only one that does these fandoms (ok, the only one who does/used to do Andromeda), and even I wouldn't be equipped to try something that insane.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Shit-what's the name of Jayne's gun…?
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Alex. I don't know. Quick: give me a song about defensive assholes.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jack/Willow/Michael: Cloying politeness and confusion? Awkward humor? Weird like you wouldn't even believe…
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Spike to Jayne: "Fuck me."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Year or two, maybe. I never was that into Andromeda.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Willow's into girls. What? Not so secret? Bondage, then. There's gotta be some of dopplegangland!Willow in there.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Drunk, maybe. Depends on if Josh is the ass I know him to be, and whether Veronica's charmed by that.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
See, this is assuming either George or Desmond would be assertive enough to make a move. But probably Desmond.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So Jack and Josh are in a relationship and Josh runs off with Logan (ridiculous); Jack turns to Veronica and Michael (if I squint I can see that); then Harper convinces Jack to hook up with George. Ah, Jack and George would be so cute.
"Nice Guys Finish Last" (snorts). But nobody in their right mind would read it. And nobody would touch Logan or Harper with a ten-foot pole, writing-wise. As cracktastic as this is, uberaeryn would have to learn all my fandoms and write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Very sorry for Desmond.
Stolen from mysticxf:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
These are all characters who fascinate me in some way, but I'm being really random about it.
1. Jack Shephard (Lost)
2. Spike (Buffy/Angel)
3. George O'Malley (GA)
4. Logan Echols (VM)
5. Seamus Harper (Andromeda)
6. Willow Rosenberg (Buffy)
7. Desmond Hume (Lost)
8. Alex Karev (GA)
9. Josh Lyman (The West Wing)
10. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
11. Veronica Mars (VM)
12. Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope. Don't know if Veronica is Willow's type. But, hell, she's enough like Buffy that I think they'd get along.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um…if the actor isn't underage, even if his character is, can I still say he's hot? Okay-yep: Logan Echols-HOT. But you'd have to find total assholes charming, or be patient enough to see his schmoopy side.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Impossible. But I know Michael would do the right thing…and Alex would probably end up punching him in the face, because he's be driving him nuts.
Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
Well, I've written many, many fics about Josh Lyman. Would I recommend any…
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Spike and Willow? I've always thought so. Seriously, they have this weird chemistry, and even when he's bad!Spike, she seems to be sympathetic to him and he tends to soften up a bit. Of course, he's neither living nor female, so that would be a problem…
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Harper and Josh are practically the same character in terms of being major nerds with ego issues. Good lord, no. But I don't exactly know how Jayne could be with Harper without breaking him, literally. But I can kinda see it.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Desmond catches Spike and Michael having sex? Isn't that one of the horsemen of the apocalypse?
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Do I gotta? OK. Fine. Imagine a time machine….
George has to take care of Jayne while he's sick, and, under lots of medication, Jayne falls for George's kindness and tries to grope him. George is mucho confused and a little scared, but when it's all over, he's got something to hold over Jayne's head-because, of course, Jayne in his right mind wouldn't go for George.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jack and Alex? No possible way. I can conceive of no universe where Alex can be fluffily slashed.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Desmond/Michael h/c: I'm Sorry Your Family's Insane; or Men of Honor Always Get Kicked in the Balls
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
BWAH! Logan seducing Jack! Lots of alcohol, and a fake ID. Roofies? Seriously, in what world could Logan successfully seduce a reticent man more than twice his age?
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
A few, sometimes to humor me. Most people think Desmond's damn near unslashable. Pennysexual even.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
holycitygirl writes George/Izzie from time to time.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
If they do, I'm not aware of it.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Spike/Logan/Harper. Disregarding the overabundance of snark and the complete and total clashing of genres (supernatural/mystery/sci-fi) and time periods, I'd say I'm the only one that does these fandoms (ok, the only one who does/used to do Andromeda), and even I wouldn't be equipped to try something that insane.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Shit-what's the name of Jayne's gun…?
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Alex. I don't know. Quick: give me a song about defensive assholes.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jack/Willow/Michael: Cloying politeness and confusion? Awkward humor? Weird like you wouldn't even believe…
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Spike to Jayne: "Fuck me."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Year or two, maybe. I never was that into Andromeda.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Willow's into girls. What? Not so secret? Bondage, then. There's gotta be some of dopplegangland!Willow in there.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Drunk, maybe. Depends on if Josh is the ass I know him to be, and whether Veronica's charmed by that.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
See, this is assuming either George or Desmond would be assertive enough to make a move. But probably Desmond.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So Jack and Josh are in a relationship and Josh runs off with Logan (ridiculous); Jack turns to Veronica and Michael (if I squint I can see that); then Harper convinces Jack to hook up with George. Ah, Jack and George would be so cute.
"Nice Guys Finish Last" (snorts). But nobody in their right mind would read it. And nobody would touch Logan or Harper with a ten-foot pole, writing-wise. As cracktastic as this is, uberaeryn would have to learn all my fandoms and write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Very sorry for Desmond.