Sometimes I think I should just bloody well give up and go and raise Vietmanese potbellied pigs somewhere.

I wrote a one-shot fic a while ago, titled Take Me Out To The Ball Game. It was angsty, Sirius was a foul little bugger - because of being fucked up by the rest of the Blacks - and there was dubious consent through the neatly thatched roof. I ( Read more... )

Writing an essay on the HP fandom is not fun when you have two other, very definitely non-fandom essays awaiting completion. Fact.

It is extremely enjoyable, as procrastination always is. At least if you can ignore your guilt-wracked conscience. It takes practise - it's a skill ( Read more... )

Poll I am a sheep. I lack the conviction to make my own decisions.

Oh my Jesus.

Oh my Jesus.

Someone has bought me a paid account. OH MY JESUS.

I don't know who you are, but thank you so, so much, I love you. I can't believe anyone would actually want to do something like that for me, it is simply so unbelievably lovely of you. I'm so touched. I'm in shock. I love you to pieces, mysterious benefactor ( Read more... )

Was dragged kicking and screaming Reluctantly, and under extreme duress, I went to see Miss Congeniality 2:Armed and Fabulous, starring Sandra Buttock Bullock recently.

If it wasn't for LotR, Spiderman, HP, Indiana Jones and others, I would sign a petition banning sequels entirely. I mean, it's Sandra effing Bollocks Bullock demeaning herself ( Read more... )

Well, I've had my e-mail address for years, and I rarely delete interesting emails (so I can hoard them and read them back when life gets dull) and today I just realised; I have exactly 666 emails in my account.

WOAH. I am devil's spawn, I am.Feeling very maudlin, despite my Real Life dramas going oh-so-well, and that is because I have writer's ( Read more... )

Because it's just too easy...

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?i9v0pp1kxoi4

Soory to inflict this upon you, guys.

More ASoUE icons, I hear you say complainingly. More?

Don't worry, I'll stop soon. And this time there are only two.

( Do not ship Violet/Poe. Do not ship Violet/Poe. )

Do not click the lj-cut unless you wish to become oxygenated, a word which here means "baffled and bemused by several atrociously bad ASOUE icons".


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