This morning I dreamed that there was a flood outside my apartment. But it was still warm out, so I left my windows open a bit. This allowed a polar bear to swim up to my window, open my screen, and get into my bedroom.

Don't look at me, I just live here.

Last night I had a dream that shirei_shibolim offered to lend me his industrial-grade snail vacuum. No explanation as to why I had to vacuum snails, or why he had it. Just the offer ( Read more... )