Cherry Pussycat: 1 oz Vodka, 1 oz Cherry Schnapps, 1 oz cherry mix, fill with pineapple juice.
Yep, heading to Virginia in Lola on Friday night or Saturday morning... fun times. Hoping to take a look at a couple houses for sale while we're in town and see about maybe getting into one of them to build some equity if we advance that far in Norfolk.
Work is pretty lazy. I haven't done a whole lot today. I'm just too worn from the Indian that took the life out of me yesterday. Not sure when I'll get that wind back. 6 hours of negotiations and he walked over $200. Whatever.
Not much else is really going on. I'm still running most days and not eating really terrible (could be much better) but I still feel really fat today. Like gross fat. I don't have time to go to the gym tonight and my knee hurts too much to run more than the two miles, so I guess I'll be doing some more crunches tonight or something... gahh.. But I have lost about 8 lbs in the last two months so I know I'm not huge or anything but I definitely don't feel like I'm in good shape right now.
Hope most of you are well and enjoyed the beautiful weekend we just had.
Your daily dose of non-sense begins now.
workahol
What workaholics are addicted to.
Wife: Honey, are you cheating on me?
Husband: No... Why?
Wife: You're always home so late.
Husband: Argh, I know. They must be putting something into the workahol.
Wife: Crystal was right! You ARE a workaholic.
double true
A mutual agreement that the subject is considered especially factual.
*Origins: The Saturday Night Live skit "Lazy Sunday" featured two characters who upon stating their favorite map product agreed that the statement was double true.
Guy #1: Google Maps are the best.
Guy #2: True dat.
Guy #1 and Guy #2: Double True.
youniverse
The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself -- their universe consists only of them.
"If you moved outside of your youniverse for five seconds you'd understand that most people aren't homeless out of choice."
Cy's cow fact of the day: Cows have cloven hooves.
Girl #1: Who cares about that Cy?
Cy: Good question Girl #1. Here's why it's cool.
In galloping through boggy places or in deep mud, cattle can distance a horse. Their toes spread, and therefore their wide feet do not sink so deep as do those of the solid-hoofed horse. Furthermore, the cleft between the toes permits the air to enter the hole in the mud as the foot is raised; whereas the horse must overcome a partial vacuum when it withdraw its hoof, and so wastes considerable muscular effort beside having its speed retarded and its self-confidence shaken.
-Memento mori-
Work is pretty lazy. I haven't done a whole lot today. I'm just too worn from the Indian that took the life out of me yesterday. Not sure when I'll get that wind back. 6 hours of negotiations and he walked over $200. Whatever.
Not much else is really going on. I'm still running most days and not eating really terrible (could be much better) but I still feel really fat today. Like gross fat. I don't have time to go to the gym tonight and my knee hurts too much to run more than the two miles, so I guess I'll be doing some more crunches tonight or something... gahh.. But I have lost about 8 lbs in the last two months so I know I'm not huge or anything but I definitely don't feel like I'm in good shape right now.
Hope most of you are well and enjoyed the beautiful weekend we just had.
Your daily dose of non-sense begins now.
workahol
What workaholics are addicted to.
Wife: Honey, are you cheating on me?
Husband: No... Why?
Wife: You're always home so late.
Husband: Argh, I know. They must be putting something into the workahol.
Wife: Crystal was right! You ARE a workaholic.
double true
A mutual agreement that the subject is considered especially factual.
*Origins: The Saturday Night Live skit "Lazy Sunday" featured two characters who upon stating their favorite map product agreed that the statement was double true.
Guy #1: Google Maps are the best.
Guy #2: True dat.
Guy #1 and Guy #2: Double True.
youniverse
The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself -- their universe consists only of them.
"If you moved outside of your youniverse for five seconds you'd understand that most people aren't homeless out of choice."
Cy's cow fact of the day: Cows have cloven hooves.
Girl #1: Who cares about that Cy?
Cy: Good question Girl #1. Here's why it's cool.
In galloping through boggy places or in deep mud, cattle can distance a horse. Their toes spread, and therefore their wide feet do not sink so deep as do those of the solid-hoofed horse. Furthermore, the cleft between the toes permits the air to enter the hole in the mud as the foot is raised; whereas the horse must overcome a partial vacuum when it withdraw its hoof, and so wastes considerable muscular effort beside having its speed retarded and its self-confidence shaken.
-Memento mori-