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[callumgallagher]

I don't know if it's because it's exam week or what, but I have seen far more than my fair share of male nudity while walking to and from my room this week. I have seen no less than three underclassmen streaking through the halls, AND managed to walk in on Gavin changing. Whiter skin than Gavin's I've not often seen. Of course, I've not seen that

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[vocalshrapnel]

While Gavin's naked arse is a terrifying thought, Coldplay may just be the most disgusting thing you've said.

Really, Cal? Have you no taste?

[callumgallagher]

Gavin's bare arse is much, much worse than music.

What's wrong with Coldplay?

[vocalshrapnel]

False.

A better question is what's right with Coldplay. All he does is whine and write awful lyrics, and yet he sounds like he thinks he's some kind of musical genius. Coldplay makes me want to stab things. More so than usual.

[callumgallagher]

You didn't see it, I did.

I think the music is nice.

And really, the threat of stabbing from you is ineffective.

[clementine_m]

I am so thankful that I missed that.

[callumgallagher]

Oh, you know you would have loved it. It would have made you smile, anyway, which you've not been doing enough of lately.

[clementine_m]

I don't particularly enjoy seeing naked men, thank you very much.

And I smile plenty.

[callumgallagher]

Oh? Have you seen many?

Not lately you don't.

[a_warrington]

All of that studying. It's destroying your brains. This is why you Claws need to have more fun.

[callumgallagher]

I have plenty of fun.

And didn't really do that much studying.

[a_warrington]

You also weren't streaking. I take that to means that you've found a better balance.

[callumgallagher]

This should not surprise you.

[degausses]

You really shouldn't be so sensitive.

[callumgallagher]

You really should warn people.

[degausses]

You came in unannounced. Was I suppose to psychically know that you were coming?

[callumgallagher]

Clearly.

[tryheartest]

Where have I been? Why haven't I been privy to any male nudity?

Cal, sweetie, you have all the fun.

[callumgallagher]

Because you haven't been in the boys' halls!

I don't really consider it fun.

[tryheartest]

Then I am coming to do all my studying there.

Well. I would.

[callumgallagher]

It would be rather uncomfortable. And distracting.