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[callumgallagher]

I don't know if it's because it's exam week or what, but I have seen far more than my fair share of male nudity while walking to and from my room this week. I have seen no less than three underclassmen streaking through the halls, AND managed to walk in on Gavin changing. Whiter skin than Gavin's I've not often seen. Of course, I've not seen that

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[vocalshrapnel]

While Gavin's naked arse is a terrifying thought, Coldplay may just be the most disgusting thing you've said.

Really, Cal? Have you no taste?

[callumgallagher]

Gavin's bare arse is much, much worse than music.

What's wrong with Coldplay?

[vocalshrapnel]

False.

A better question is what's right with Coldplay. All he does is whine and write awful lyrics, and yet he sounds like he thinks he's some kind of musical genius. Coldplay makes me want to stab things. More so than usual.

[callumgallagher]

You didn't see it, I did.

I think the music is nice.

And really, the threat of stabbing from you is ineffective.

[vocalshrapnel]

Unfortunately, I have an imagination.

It's boring and annoying music, and frankly offensive that they managed to become so popular with so little talent.

You need better taste in music. I'm making you a mix over Christmas. It'll be your present.

[callumgallagher]

It's beyond your wildest imagination.

I disagree, I think it's good.

That seems like a cop-out.

[vocalshrapnel]

It's an arse, Cal. They all sort of look a like. I can't imagine it would be any more horrifying than yours.

I repeat, you need better taste.

How so? You'll love it.

[callumgallagher]

MINE is fit and lovely, thanks. I do ride a broom regularly, I'll remind you.

I don't know if I trust you entirely. Besides, maybe you'll just make fun of me more.

[vocalshrapnel]

My, defensive, aren't we? Overcompensation maybe?

You'll like it, I promise. What would I make fun of you for?

[callumgallagher]

Please. I will be happy to show you to prove it.

For fun.

[vocalshrapnel]

I'll spare you the embarrassment.

Well obviously. But letting me give you better music isn't going to make me tease you more.

[callumgallagher]

Katherine. I'm hurt.

I think it might.

[vocalshrapnel]

Don't worry. I still love you. Just not your arse.

Obviously I'll mock you but not for listening to my music. That would just be stupid.

[callumgallagher]

My arse is beautiful.

Well. Glad we can agree on that.

[vocalshrapnel]

Sorry, Gallagher, but it really isn't.

Though I will mock you if you continue to love fucking Coldplay.

[callumgallagher]

You'll mock me anyway, so what does it matter?