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The Passion of the Christ: 4.7 / 10. A tale of superstitious apes, their sadomasochistic god, and "the ultimate sacrifice".

KIDS: 5.2 / 10. Dumb wiggers.

Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain: 6.0 / 10.

Should i now go for a more pragmatic movie, or Persepolis? ...let's have an art-off.

20:49: Persepolis: 8.0 / 10. It leaves me wondering what she did for a living.

Gnomeo and Juliet: 6.0/10; too short.
Be Kind Rewind: 5.0/10; too long.

Terminator 4: 7.0 - A mindless action flick that fits well in the universe. I guess ABCing the entire human race wouldn't be profitable or fun enough for Skynet's programming ( Read more... )

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Black Devil Doll From Hell (1984): 2.0/10 for originality.
Black Devil Doll (2007): 7.7 for execution (but half of the extras are kinda lame).

New Kids Turbo: 7.6 (Current & fun.)
Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift: 6.8 (Nice action flick but not credible enough.)
Death Race: 5.6 (Lack of color, shakycam, terrible lines, plotholes.)

Barefoot Gen meets The Road.

Foster lady: You two should work for food.
Brother: Derp.
Sister: I'm sick.

5.0 / 10.

Jenova's kids: Where's momma, bro ( Read more... )