"Somebody's got to stop these fucking stingrays"

Sep 07, 2006 10:14

Now, I've been told I've got an exceptionally morbid sense of humor, and I of course feel bad for his family, friends, and fans...BUT I don't care if Steve Irwin was your uncle, when I saw that quote on a message board, I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.

That's right. I'm a horrible human being. Moving on.

Actually, I remember when I was vacationing with the clan Leong and my special lady friend on a cape in the panhandle of Florida (i.e. the redneck Riviera), there were stingrays out the wazoo. Especially near sunset. Zelvakaca and I almost stepped on one at least twice. The craziest thing would be watching them at sunset come near the beach and lie almost half out of the water. They had these big nostril type openings and it was just this weird sandy breathing mass coming out of the sand. Creepy. Reminded me of the Nautilus from Disney's version of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

16 days left till the big day. I am no longer wearing a tuxedo. I will instead be wearing a coat tailed suit, or a "Frak" if you speak Czech. I looked up the translation to English and they listed one version as a "monkey suit"

How appropriate.

It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.
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