Monday Morning Laundry
There was a transvestite doing laundry this morning. Now this, in itself, is not too unusual, transvestites have laundry to do just like the rest of us. Except that it was 9am in the morning. Monday morning, and a transvestite doing laundry is something I normally see at night. Monday is a day most people like to ease into, since they are recovering from the weekend. They need their life to be simple on Mondays. They are not prepared to deal with a middleaged transvestite with questionable fashion taste. And what the heck was he doing up at that hour anyway?
The man was 50ish, tall, with gun metal grey hair cut military short. He was wearing a bright orange spaghetti string top that showed off his washboard abs, a short green and white checked skirt and orange platform sandals. At least he had the legs to pull it off.
We (the bf and I) didn't really know what to do after we finished laundry. How do you top that.? I mean my morning weirdness quotient would have to go down. Well, unless the guy who likes to walk his ring tailed lemur made an appearance. He didn't. So we settled for a medium chai tea latte and orange cake at Starbucks.
Made it home before the latest round of storms. It's all good.
The man was 50ish, tall, with gun metal grey hair cut military short. He was wearing a bright orange spaghetti string top that showed off his washboard abs, a short green and white checked skirt and orange platform sandals. At least he had the legs to pull it off.
We (the bf and I) didn't really know what to do after we finished laundry. How do you top that.? I mean my morning weirdness quotient would have to go down. Well, unless the guy who likes to walk his ring tailed lemur made an appearance. He didn't. So we settled for a medium chai tea latte and orange cake at Starbucks.
Made it home before the latest round of storms. It's all good.