I Love My Mommy Cause She Fucked The Shit Out Of My Dad

[cyantears]

((OOC: This character has pretty much lost his mind for the time being, with the loss of Tohru, his morphine drip from his injuries and the decent amount of alcohol he just consumed, it has thus put him in this almost child-like crack-baby mindset. Enjoy!))

(voice post with a very slurred, almost normal sounding, drunk Ulquiorra)

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[hondatohru_desu]

.. I'm coming over. You better still be alive.

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[cyantears]

adjfklajlkdjfaksdljf HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE POSTING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!?

I knew that ghosts could effect electronics but... this...

[hondatohru_desu]

How many times have I told you that you can't kill me? I've proved this many times, and you STILL haven't learned.

Yes, I'm that good. How dare you doubt me? I'm-- I'm hurt.

.. But anyway, who told you I was dead?

[cyantears]

Oh god. You're a ZOMBIE!!

Holy water won't work... My swords up stairs... Knife'll have to do.

[hondatohru_desu]

....

Okay. We'll strike a deal. How can I prove to you that I'm still alive and NOT a ghost or a zombie?

.. you've been watching those stupid horror flicks of yours again, haven't you?

[cyantears]

No..

Yes.

Don't eat my brains? I'm not sure. Can't really move from where I'm at anyway... kinda...fell over.

Ah well, finish me off. It'll be poetic justice.Zombie lover kills killer. I cann see the headlines now...

[hondatohru_desu]

... You're laying on the floor. Messing with the laptop. Drunk.

I'm NOT dead. i fainted the other night and woke up the next morning at Julia's shop. And I'm STILL mad at you. But, you're rather pathetic right now, so..

[cyantears]

I am not.

I'm walking and everything. :|

Julia said she was coming for me, like she promised...figured you were dead.

[hondatohru_desu]

... I'll be there soon. Don't do anything stupid. And for the love of all that's scared, put away whatever you were drinking.

Julia. I'll speak to her about this.

[cyantears]

... honestly, can I do anything stupider...

more stupid?

...eh...fuck it.

I...can't reach the Patron.

[hondatohru_desu]

Good. Don't. Touch it.

[cyantears]

But... but D:

[hondatohru_desu]

No Sir, you will not.

[cyantears]

D: (insert whining here)

[hondatohru_desu]

No means no. >:|

[cyantears]

Not when it comes to you bb~

Your sons a quick study, I know how you like it~