I Love My Mommy Cause She Fucked The Shit Out Of My Dad

[cyantears]

((OOC: This character has pretty much lost his mind for the time being, with the loss of Tohru, his morphine drip from his injuries and the decent amount of alcohol he just consumed, it has thus put him in this almost child-like crack-baby mindset. Enjoy!))

(voice post with a very slurred, almost normal sounding, drunk Ulquiorra)

Comments

1/?

[hondatohru_desu]

2/3

[hondatohru_desu]

Lies. 3/4

[hondatohru_desu]

4/4

[hondatohru_desu]

.. I'm coming over. You better still be alive.

4/4

[cyantears]

adjfklajlkdjfaksdljf HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE POSTING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!?

I knew that ghosts could effect electronics but... this...

[hondatohru_desu]

How many times have I told you that you can't kill me? I've proved this many times, and you STILL haven't learned.

Yes, I'm that good. How dare you doubt me? I'm-- I'm hurt.

.. But anyway, who told you I was dead?

[cyantears]

Oh god. You're a ZOMBIE!!

Holy water won't work... My swords up stairs... Knife'll have to do.

[machinated_soul]

[cyantears]

...

[machinated_soul]

Take her word for it, Ulquiorra Schiffer. I can vouch for her should her status as 'living' be in question.

[cyantears]

:|

She clearly made you into a zombie too.

Clearly.