Comments | cwazy_weiven: This is a 'CHALKFULL OF SPOILER' Deathly Hallows Post!!

cwazy_weiven

This is a 'CHALKFULL OF SPOILER' Deathly Hallows Post!!

Jul 22, 2007 05:23

I solemnly swear that the events of the final chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be wiped completely clean from my memory bank.

Why?

Simple really, because it is by far the cheesiest most ‘d’oh?’ and WTF-eth moment in book history I have ever read!

( MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR SPOILER FOR HP: THE DEATHLY HALLOWS )

review au revoir

Comments 10

_pratz_ July 22 2007, 02:43:29 UTC

I agree. Mrs Weasley did turn into Xena!Molly and that's just so precious.

And I still can't believe Dobby's killed. *cries*

cwazy_weiven July 22 2007, 06:39:54 UTC

There were many things I SO loved in that book, but she totally ruined the moment with the last part.

Way to go, JK >:/

kurafufu July 22 2007, 05:07:09 UTC

she killed like, tons and tons and tons of people more than the 2. ;-; Not just six. Grahhh I wish other characters had died.

AND THE EPILOGUE KILLED. GOD. >0000 WAY TO RUIN THE FIRST HP BOOK I'VE ENJOYED IN SEVERAL YEARS. >0000

cwazy_weiven July 22 2007, 06:45:45 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I know! I finished the book at 5 a.m. and just HAD to come on to vent my frustrations. The amount of people she killed--SNAPE! OMG just when he was redeemed ( ... )

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cwazy_weiven July 23 2007, 13:43:06 UTC

Many people share this opinion. It would have been loads better if she'd stopped right after the battle, leave everything up to the readers imagination about what happened after...but the other thing that totally pissed me off about the book was that SHE KILLED FRED, LUPIN AND TONKS AND DIDN'T CARE!! It was like she was writing the book and in the process kept thinking 'hmm, I don't think I killed enough people. Maybe Fred should go next...hmm, who else?' >>;; 2 important characters my ASS!

ethetheodd July 31 2007, 01:45:38 UTC

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH." actually. I have it bookmarked. And highlighted. And there are little hearts in the margins that say "Molly Weasley kicks ass" in them. Best line in any Harry Potter book ever ( ... )

beppin14 July 11 2009, 07:26:50 UTC

FUCK ALL OF THEM, SHE KILLED SIRIUS. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS NOW~~~~~~!!!!!!

cwazy_weiven July 17 2009, 17:14:05 UTC

OMFG BB AMEN TO THAT COMPLETELY!

I NEVER FORGAVE HER FOR THAT UNCALLED FOR FUCKERY! SIRIUS WAS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE HBIC IN THE ENTIRE BOOK BUT SHE WENT AND SNUFFED OUT HIS LIFE...AND SO FUCKING LAMELY!

HE SHOULD HAVE GONE OUT IN A BLAZE OF FUCKING GLORY, NOT BEHIND A VEIL WHERE PEOPLE WEREN'T EVEN SURE HE WAS DEAD UNTIL THE LAST PAGE OF THE LAST BOOK!

beppin14 July 18 2009, 03:07:42 UTC

DFOJDLFKJDSJKLDSJKLFJDKLSFJKLSADJFKLJDKLFSA

DO NOT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THIS?

cwazy_weiven July 23 2009, 15:04:37 UTC

SHE KILLED FRED WEASLEY!

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THAT! EVEN MORE SHOCKING THAT SIRIUS, AND THAT WAS A FUCKING SHOCKER!