Dave Wiegand surpasses Joe Edley...

Mar 21, 2010 16:01

as the LUCKIEST player EVER...

undoubtedly, both should make anybody's top 10 list of best players EVER list--but some shit gotta be SEEN 2b believed.

earlier in da DO, Wiegand made a questionable play n i'da swore he looked in da bag 2 draw a W (HIC vs ITCHY---->rewarded wif a 64 point COWRY underlappin da spot he just made). shit like dat happen OCCASIONALLY.

in da penultimate game vs Gibson, Wigand made a bad play (a TERRIBLE play from CERTAIN perspectives) n wuzzint severley punished enuf--da position created off of what SHOULD have been PUNISHMENT basically giftwrapped da game 4 him.

as an aside, Dave Wiegand's new nickname izz KEITH RICHARDS. why ask WHY??? issa longtime dope addict in my hood. EVERYBODY he got high wif izz dead n gone. he do odd jobs in da hood 2 support his habit (WHAT da FUCK dhis got 2do wif WIegand???? PATIENCE--i'm gettin there...) a coupla summers ago, he wuzz carrying a rool of tar paper up on my roof. he fell off da ladder--droppin da tar paper, of course,--n fell from my upper roof 2da roof over my porch. all he did wuzz cut his finger on my satellite dish. ANYBODY else woulda fell n broke dey neck. SOME people woulda been nearly decapitated by da dish. long somewhat short, i ALREADY call him KEITH RICHARDS cuz he od'd 2 many times 2 count n yet he still here--juss like his namesake. WHY da fuck am i BOTHERIN 2 explain dhis shit anyway??????? Dave SURVIVE shit dat would kill MOST muthafuckas (n if yall start dat stupid shit talkin bout cuz he SO good, those of you who left alive 2 tell da story gonna know a halfass wannabe serial killer n a SERIOUS ass MAASS MURDERER cuz SUMMA u muthafuckaz a b goin away from here REAL SOON).

dhis last shit izz juss 2 much. in da last game 4 all da marbles, Wiegand play like a rank amateur--showin EXACTLY why u shouldn't fish wif sticks (kudos 2 anybody who might see beyond dat). when he finally bingo, he tack back a small lead. he make da play he shoulda made 3 turns ago n den draw a lucky bingo vs both da blanks 2 win da tourney. n aint nobody NEVVA done no shit like DAT (n it aint gonna happen like DAT NO MORE)...
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