cuzzasillyshitingeneral
if a guinea pig could talk, s/he would tell u in no uncertain terms WHY he don't fuck wif hospitals n muthafuckas wearin white coats...
i RELUCTANTLY went 2 da hospital cuz dhis short of breath shit izz a nuisance. i had FEMALE doctors--one of which wuzz gorgeous wif a GREAT sense of humor. i WANTED 2 ask her BLUNTLY WHY do i have trouble fuckin BREATHIN when my dayum dick get HARD, but we giggled around it. i could SEE in her eyes she WANTED 2 say she wuzz a heart doctor, not a dick doctor. eitha dat or she wuzz thinkin what i wuzz thinkin--25 years ago we woulda been on some porno shit n it woulda been some furniture movin up in dat muthafucka.
i had chest xrays n a stress test. i got PAIN in my chest, trouble fuckin BREATHIN n it aint my heart--whatdafuck izz i'm spozed 2 GUESS iss my gotdayum oesophagus???? THANKS 4 tellin me what da problem aint, now can u tell me what da problem izz?? umm, NO--go see YOUR PRIMARY care physician. da cost of HEALTH CARE--da COST of HEALTH CARE?? whuss da matta boss, we sick?? WE sick...
i wuzz wonderin whatdafuck a chest xray show n WHO look 4 WHAT. if a muhfucka only lokin at ONE aspect of sumpn when other shit MIGHT b visible--it aint WHAT a smart muhfucka DO, iss WHAT a dummy DON'T do...
i RELUCTANTLY went 2 da hospital cuz dhis short of breath shit izz a nuisance. i had FEMALE doctors--one of which wuzz gorgeous wif a GREAT sense of humor. i WANTED 2 ask her BLUNTLY WHY do i have trouble fuckin BREATHIN when my dayum dick get HARD, but we giggled around it. i could SEE in her eyes she WANTED 2 say she wuzz a heart doctor, not a dick doctor. eitha dat or she wuzz thinkin what i wuzz thinkin--25 years ago we woulda been on some porno shit n it woulda been some furniture movin up in dat muthafucka.
i had chest xrays n a stress test. i got PAIN in my chest, trouble fuckin BREATHIN n it aint my heart--whatdafuck izz i'm spozed 2 GUESS iss my gotdayum oesophagus???? THANKS 4 tellin me what da problem aint, now can u tell me what da problem izz?? umm, NO--go see YOUR PRIMARY care physician. da cost of HEALTH CARE--da COST of HEALTH CARE?? whuss da matta boss, we sick?? WE sick...
i wuzz wonderin whatdafuck a chest xray show n WHO look 4 WHAT. if a muhfucka only lokin at ONE aspect of sumpn when other shit MIGHT b visible--it aint WHAT a smart muhfucka DO, iss WHAT a dummy DON'T do...