Reflective Ramblings
I had forgotten that my birthday is this Tuesday until last Tuesday, when I was like "Wow, my birthday's a week from today." Then I got to thinking. I'll be 19, so I'm nearly a quarter of the way through my life (or more, depending on longetivity...I was just assuming that I'll live until 80). That thought really scares me. Nineteen isn't that
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1. It's duckbilled platypus, not platypus duckbill.
2. They're definetly not extinct, despite what Corianne says:
ajphctp46 (4:40:31 PM): and they're not extinct
ajphctp46 (4:40:34 PM): i hope you know that
cori da spam (4:41:01 PM): yeah they are
ajphctp46 (4:41:05 PM): what?
cori da spam (4:41:15 PM): they totally are
cori da spam (4:41:23 PM): I mean the platypi
ajphctp46 (4:41:24 PM): look it up
cori da spam (4:41:26 PM): they are extinct
ajphctp46 (4:41:33 PM): i really dont think so
cori da spam (4:41:34 PM): you correct me too much
ajphctp46 (4:41:36 PM): hahaha
cori da spam (4:41:37 PM): dude they so are
ajphctp46 (4:41:38 PM): you're wrong too much
It went downhill from there. There goes the "they're outrageous lies anyways," excuse. Check here if you don't believe me.
3. The plural of platypus is either platypus or platypuses, NOT platypi.
4. The plural of mongoose is mongooses, NOT mongeese.
5. You stole my phrase. Again.
Three random questions:
1. Why do people still not accept evolution?
2. Why do you have such terrible luck with guys?
3. Why does no one care about this:
"I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid donig what I tried."
-George W. Bush, in one of many conversations that were secretly recorded during his first presidential campaign by an old friend and former aide to his father, Doug Wead, who revealed portions of the tape to the New York Times last week. [from Time]
Corollary to 1,3: What the fuck is wrong with this country?
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a) called them platypus duckbill
b) plural: platypi duckbill
c) said they were extinct.
Furthermore, the plural of "goose" is "geese." Why would "mongoose" be any different?
1) People do not accept evolution because in order for a theory to improve, it needs to have dissention. For example, let's say that I have this theory that platypi duckbill are extinct. But if you don't believe it, why would you accept it? We all know that platypi are really extinct, and we all know that evolution is just a theory, and it's just as likely that today's world was created when The Great Goddess Platyporum decided that She needed a place to lay her Eggs, and frometh These Eggs cameth Mankind (but not womankind) and Mankind settled the World and made it Great, and then womankind came along and made it Sucketh Mucheth, because women should NOT be Engineers as they are Too Dumb and Don't Understand Anything, but anyway, then she declared that we are to all follow One Religion and carry guns to kill the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
2) Beats me.
3) Secretly recording things is WRONG! Haven't you ever heard of executive priviledge? How do you spell that anyway? I cannot believe you would betray your President, and therefore your country in such a way. Shame! We as a Nation need to stand behind our President, not shove him from behind! Really, I had a better opinion of you, you dirty backstabber. You must be on the side of the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
Response to corollary to 1,3: Don't worry, God is on our side. So is Jesus. Want to know more? www.jesus-is-lord.com
Have a nice day.
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a) was wrong.
b) was a liar.
c) secretly hated children.
Ok, look here and here for proof about platypuses or platypus, and here and here for proof about mongooses. I don't know why, I just know I'm right.
I'm not even bothering to reply to the rest of it.
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