Eighth Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

[Hi, Mayfield! It's time for a Public Service Announcement from your friendly neighborhood cuttleman. He sounds kind of panicked (more than usual) and is tripping over his words (more than usual). This is because he's in stage four secret-spilling mode!]

So, um, everyone knows that Annie Goldstein -- you know, my friend, Annie Goldstein, the one w-

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

I knew something was off about her.

Dude.

Now somebody, probably that fat Nazi motherfucker is gonna try and murder her now that you gave away her weakness.

[cuttlefidget]

I-I just... thought p-people should know since I c-can't do it like she asked me to and you probably could, I g-guess, since you like eating people so I guess killing people would be easy for you and I didn't mean to tell people that shouldn't know o-only I'm sh-shi-terrible at filtering!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

For the last time I wasn't going to eat you, I was just gonna bite you... a little bit...

Anyway, Annie is gonna be pissed at you when she finds out and somebody is gonna buy a fuckload of mistle toe to try and kill her.

[cuttlefidget]

That wasn't my intention! I j-just... I felt like everyone should know, I c-can't explain it, okay?

Also you were most definitely going to eat me. Like, all the way dead and eaten.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Well, you can explain that to Annie.

At her funeral.

After she's been murdered.

And totally was just gonna nom a leg.

[cuttlefidget]

She'll come back, though, I mean, the n-next day, so it won't... be too bad? I mean, nobody has the stamina to just k-keep killing the same person every single day... right?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Have you even MET any of the psychopaths around here!?