Eighth Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

[Hi, Mayfield! It's time for a Public Service Announcement from your friendly neighborhood cuttleman. He sounds kind of panicked (more than usual) and is tripping over his words (more than usual). This is because he's in stage four secret-spilling mode!]

So, um, everyone knows that Annie Goldstein -- you know, my friend, Annie Goldstein, the one w-

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[notsaul]

[hey danny boy what's that sound

that's the sound

of the phone crushing in her hand]

[cuttlefidget]

...U-um...

[oh no he should lock every door and window like, right now brb doing that]

[notsaul]

[So, her throat is still kinda recovering from having been broken by said Nazi motherfucker you just revealed her biggest secret to THANKS BRO, but she still manages to give off a scream of complete and utter anguish.]

TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT BACK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER TAKE YOUR WORDS FUCKING BACK!

[cuttlefidget]

[HYSTERICAL YELLING PARTY YAY]

I CAN'T WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO S-SAY, "OH SORRY EVERYONE I WAS JUST KIDDING" ANNIE I C-CAN'T LIE I AM T-TERRIBLE AT LYING NOBODY WOULD B-BELIEVE THAT!

[notsaul]

YOU. HAVE. FUCKING. CONDEMNED ME TO DEATH. YOU. PIECE. OF. SHIT.

[Each sentence is punctuated by her slamming the phone against the wall in rage.]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ASSHOLES WANT ME DEAD? AND YOU JUST HANDED THEM THE FUCKING KNIFE! I... I FUCKING HATE YOU!

[hey man guess how this could get even more awkward

she's crying now]

[cuttlefidget]

[Oh man Annie don't cry if you cry he'll cry and it'll be a hysterical shouting crying party up in this bitch.]

I... I j-just thought p-people could know b-because Annie, look, I could never... I c-can't kill you. You're my friend. I was just... I didn't think.

[notsaul]

[LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT]

Yeah, well, you've fucking killed me anyway. Great job! Just when I think I can finally make a fucking friend and actually trust somebody with important shit, they fucking betray me! Fuck my life!