From linguini

♚ - INTERNET FACES MEME - ♚
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- no photoshop or editing

( Mah faces )

GUYS GUYS GUYS

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

I

BOILED AN EGG AND IT DIDN'T EXPLODE!

AND IT'S COOKED ALL THE WAY THROUGH!

NOT BURNT!

COOKED ALL THE WAY THROUGH!

HOLY SHIT VICTORY TASTES SO GOOD.

GOD NEXT I'LL SUDDENLY GET THE ABILITY TO FLIP AN OMELET.

I look really fucking hot with curly hair, guys. Check this shit out.

( I like you a lot lot, think you're really hot hot )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KENZIE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEE!

AND MANY MOOOORE (BUT NOT TOO MANY, BECAUSE BEING OLD IS LAME)

17, BITCHES.