[OOC] Memes!
Stalked again, a rant by cutslikeasword.
clever__fool is stalking cutslikeasword
clever__fool’s REAL name :
Mcalister Mcguffey
clever__fool’s REAL DOB :
02nd October 1973
Height :172 cm
Weight : 62.1 kg
clever__fool has dreamt about you :
17 times
clever__fool became interested in you :
22nd March 2004
clever__fool’s latest dream about you
clever__fool dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.
This is how clever__fool describes your relationship behind your back
‘If I didn’t have cutslikeasword in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. he really means that much to me.’
clever__fool’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
For the last year clever__fool has been pilfering cutslikeasword’s mothers bras from her lingerie drawer.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In a vain attempt to impress you clever__fool walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
18 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"
clever__fool’s Police File
clever__fool makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted.
Testimonies about clever__fool
devilsphyscian - A daring kleptomaniac
‘clever__fool was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I’m really shocked..’
not_faustus - Pig-hustler
‘clever__fool’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’
hypnosnake - The Ear Doctor
‘I would not piss on clever__fool if they were on fire.’
karmicwhip - Slap-happy
‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and clever__fool and cutslikeasword would definitely top that list.’
cutslikeasword is being stalked on Livejournal!
wright_idea is stalking cutslikeasword
wright_idea’s REAL name :
Isiah Monday
wright_idea’s REAL DOB :
22nd February 1978
Height :156 cm
Weight : 41.4 kg
wright_idea has dreamt about you :
22 times
wright_idea became interested in you :
14th December 2003
wright_idea’s latest dream about you
After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came.
This is how wright_idea describes your relationship behind your back
‘At first I thought it was just friendship, but it’s more than that. The way cutslikeasword looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either he loves me as much as I love him or he’s terrified. And that isn’t very likely, is it……?’
wright_idea’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
wright_idea has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Be mine forever and I’ll promise to never fart whilst you are eating your dinner.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
2 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I’ve had enough of this. Send the fucking SWAT team around. That bastard wright_idea has been watching me for far too long. Don’t be stingey with the dum-dum bullets. Thanks."
wright_idea’s Police File
wright_idea is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in their way. Particularly the law.
Testimonies about wright_idea
suprememagician - A withered old hag
‘I always suspected wright_idea was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
not_faustus - Long-haul trucker
‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! wright_idea? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’
markovincognita - Dull O Dull
‘Dear God! I knew wright_idea was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. cutslikeasword is a bit of a sucker really.’
vonkarma - The Devil In Disguise
‘I always knew there was something different about wright_idea. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’