Ho ho ho, merry xxxmas
Keith Moon was her "freakiest" lover, confesses Des Barres. "He liked to dress me up as a little schoolgirl and he would be the naughty priest, or we would trade sexes and he would put on my clothes and I would put on his."
I don't know what to feel right now. O_______________O I think Keith is now my 3rd husband. *is a terrible person*
My day was actually freaking awesome (though I was joking last night that this week "would be a drag" ho ho ho)
But in the midst of my procrastination, I realized that Pamela Des fucking Barres was on Vh1 Classic, doing a show/documentary on all the most famous rock sluts of the 20th century. Swear to god. Jealousy and rage are the only words that come to mind... XD
At the end, she went to this exhibition thing and there were all these pics of her with Keith Moon and she's all "OHHH MY GOD GUYZZZZZ. IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! LOOK AT HOW PRETTY I LOOKED! AWWW!"
YOUUUU FUCKING KILLED KEITH MOON, YOU BASTARD!
Excusez-moi. XD Ok, so he really only has himself to blame but STILL, rawwwwwr. And she was making this speech: "I got to fuck Mick Jagger and have orgies with Led Zeppelin and they totally didn't disrespect me so STFU because my life is 1000x better than yours will ever be, kk? :D"
And I was like *EXPLODES* WHATTTT ABOUT MOONIE YOU SLUTTY BITCH?!
ANYWAYS, there was really only one sweet, serene girl who sort of just happened across Mick - a true flower child and she still seems so sweet and lovely.
And holy crrrraaap, she told this AMAZING story about the Husbands-in-Law...
Clapisson/Geric is all TRUE!! And it's so freaky cuz I was just debating whether to toss my whole fic idea out the window and then.....
Okay, apparently this Mick!girl was at a party with a bunch of random amazing people. And George Harrison was there because he wanted to play "My Sweet Lord" to Eric to see what he thought of it before anyone else heard it. fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *DIES* And then they all were trippin' balls and singing along for four more hours cuz someone spiked the punch with mescaline.
Good times. <3
I don't know what to feel right now. O_______________O I think Keith is now my 3rd husband. *is a terrible person*
My day was actually freaking awesome (though I was joking last night that this week "would be a drag" ho ho ho)
But in the midst of my procrastination, I realized that Pamela Des fucking Barres was on Vh1 Classic, doing a show/documentary on all the most famous rock sluts of the 20th century. Swear to god. Jealousy and rage are the only words that come to mind... XD
At the end, she went to this exhibition thing and there were all these pics of her with Keith Moon and she's all "OHHH MY GOD GUYZZZZZ. IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! LOOK AT HOW PRETTY I LOOKED! AWWW!"
YOUUUU FUCKING KILLED KEITH MOON, YOU BASTARD!
Excusez-moi. XD Ok, so he really only has himself to blame but STILL, rawwwwwr. And she was making this speech: "I got to fuck Mick Jagger and have orgies with Led Zeppelin and they totally didn't disrespect me so STFU because my life is 1000x better than yours will ever be, kk? :D"
And I was like *EXPLODES* WHATTTT ABOUT MOONIE YOU SLUTTY BITCH?!
ANYWAYS, there was really only one sweet, serene girl who sort of just happened across Mick - a true flower child and she still seems so sweet and lovely.
And holy crrrraaap, she told this AMAZING story about the Husbands-in-Law...
Clapisson/Geric is all TRUE!! And it's so freaky cuz I was just debating whether to toss my whole fic idea out the window and then.....
Okay, apparently this Mick!girl was at a party with a bunch of random amazing people. And George Harrison was there because he wanted to play "My Sweet Lord" to Eric to see what he thought of it before anyone else heard it. fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *DIES* And then they all were trippin' balls and singing along for four more hours cuz someone spiked the punch with mescaline.
Good times. <3