You're a bitch Harry...
I'm sure some people won't find this funny at all,but i've been laughing my ass off for about 15 minutes 
I was browsing through the Harry Potter board on IMDB and I came across this genius thread.
Here's some excerpts that made me laugh out loud:
"He was their BITCH!"
"You're a bitch, Harry."
"I -- I can't be a... a bitch. I'm Harry. Just Harry."
"Harry you must know all about muggles. Tell me, what is the function of a bitch?" (it's one of the fundamental questions of our entire existence)
"BITCHES IN THE DUNGEON! BITCHES IN THE DUNGEON!" (scary isn't it?)
"It's traditional to give a wizard a bitch when he comes of age" (LMAO)
"It's a charm actually, helps keep away the bitches" (nasty buggers,aren't they?)
"Don't you all have bitches to do!?" (BWAHAAHAHAHA)
"Funny thing, bitches. Powerful, and with meddled with, dangerous" (lol true)
"It was I! I, the Half Blood Bitch!" (good for you!)
"Professor? You knew Voldemort. You were his bitch. What was he like?"
Hermione: You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great bitch. You really are.
Harry: Not as good as you. (great compliment there,Harry)
I remember every bitch I've ever sold. (Olivander's a pimp y/y?)
"No! I trusted you and all this time you've been his bitch"
"Fifty bitches from Gryffindor."
"Fifty?!"
"Each." (Aw,bummer!)
"But remember Harry, it is not our abilities that make us who we are, it is our bitches."
"Where are we burying the bitch?" (*snort*)
"The bitch only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs."
"Ah, bitches," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here."
Okay that's enough bitches for today
[/is a retard,please ignore]
I was browsing through the Harry Potter board on IMDB and I came across this genius thread.
Here's some excerpts that made me laugh out loud:
"He was their BITCH!"
"You're a bitch, Harry."
"I -- I can't be a... a bitch. I'm Harry. Just Harry."
"Harry you must know all about muggles. Tell me, what is the function of a bitch?" (it's one of the fundamental questions of our entire existence)
"BITCHES IN THE DUNGEON! BITCHES IN THE DUNGEON!" (scary isn't it?)
"It's traditional to give a wizard a bitch when he comes of age" (LMAO)
"It's a charm actually, helps keep away the bitches" (nasty buggers,aren't they?)
"Don't you all have bitches to do!?" (BWAHAAHAHAHA)
"Funny thing, bitches. Powerful, and with meddled with, dangerous" (lol true)
"It was I! I, the Half Blood Bitch!" (good for you!)
"Professor? You knew Voldemort. You were his bitch. What was he like?"
Hermione: You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great bitch. You really are.
Harry: Not as good as you. (great compliment there,Harry)
I remember every bitch I've ever sold. (Olivander's a pimp y/y?)
"No! I trusted you and all this time you've been his bitch"
"Fifty bitches from Gryffindor."
"Fifty?!"
"Each." (Aw,bummer!)
"But remember Harry, it is not our abilities that make us who we are, it is our bitches."
"Where are we burying the bitch?" (*snort*)
"The bitch only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs."
"Ah, bitches," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here."
Okay that's enough bitches for today
[/is a retard,please ignore]