A WTF combined with suck.
So I was backup cashier at the poor man's Gap on a not so busy night. I was doing lots of go backs and I see this guy come in with a HUGE online return and a woman behind him. Now I had seen this woman previously cursing and bitching about having to do a return and get the return on a gift card when she just wanted her money back, but it wasn't anything too out of the norm for us.
Anyways, I see the woman getting more and more agitated and decide to go ahead and check her out so that the poor main cashier wouldn't get yelled at again. Now here comes the following conversation:
Me: Tired because I am about to be done with work in an hour.
CCL: Crazy Cranky Lady
OC: Other Cashier
Me: I can take you over on register 2 mam *points to register*
CCL: *Goes to wrong register twice despite giant numbers and me standing at one* Oh man, I feel like an idiot!!
Me: *thinking well...yeah* Oh it happens all the time mam no biggie.
CCL: Now I want you to tell me how everything rings up, I got them all from the clearance section but some don't have stickers.
Me: Absolutely! *proceeds to ring up merchandise and tell her prices*
CCL: OMG!!! Those kids pants are $7??!! That is waaay too much to spend on kids pants!
Me: *blink blink* Do you still want them?
CCL: I guess!!
Me: *rings up two bundles of socks, clearly marked 2 for $10*
CCL: OMGGGG!!! That is too much, they were under a sign for clearance!!
Me: I believe that was the little socks and holiday socks but let me get a price check on that for you.
CCL: It says 2 for 10!!
Me: *blink blink* Yes, and they rang up $5 each which would be 2 for 10.
CCL: But they are on clearance!!
Me: I can do a price check for you if you want.
CCL: No it is fine!! Just f*cking fine!
Me: *rings up a little skirt* Mam this is coming up full price for $19.50 (or something like that)
CCL: But it was in the clearance!!!
Me: Sometimes customers put things in the clearance that aren't really clearance I can have a price check done for you if you want.
CCL: Oh this is why I hate this store!! This is why I just wanted my f*cking money back!! All this sh*t is overpriced and too thin! I can't believe I am spending this much on my child! This is why I didn't want a gift card!!! RARWWRRR I am sorry to b*tch you out I know it isn't your fault but I f*cking hate this store!
Me: *wants to pound either of our heads repeatedly into a wall* I am sorry this was misplaced mam, but you could always shop for yourself as well, the gift card doesn't have to be used just on children's merchandise.
CCL: No! I don't like anything here!
Me: Not even jeans? It is a pretty basic thing for yourself and we have some on sale.
CCL: No they never fit me! I am too big up top!
Me: Well our sweetheart cut is bigger up top for....
CCL: *cuts me off* No! See I don't have a butt so those wouldn't work because I am not big enough up top.
Me: *WTF???* Oh well then....is there anything else I can help you with?
CCL: What is the total with all of that sh*t?
Me: *tells total*
CCL: FINE!
Me: Do you want your 3 and change back in cash at least?
CCL: Yes, that is what I wanted in the first place!!!
Me: *thank god the customer survey form doesn't print for her* Here you go mam, have a nice night.
CCL: Yeah right.
So the OC comes over....
OC: Thank you!!!
Me: You so owe me....
OC: Was she complaining about the prices?
Me: Yeah....
OC: Yeah, she complained about how overpriced stuff was to our manager D, he laughed and was about to say the only place cheaper was Walmart when she cut him off and said she was a Walmart shopper.
Me: Yeah, she thought $7 was too expensive for a pair of kids pants so...if she can find them cheaper at walmart more power to her...
This is when other customers burst out laughing ask where they can find those $7 pants because those are cheap!!
Anyways, I see the woman getting more and more agitated and decide to go ahead and check her out so that the poor main cashier wouldn't get yelled at again. Now here comes the following conversation:
Me: Tired because I am about to be done with work in an hour.
CCL: Crazy Cranky Lady
OC: Other Cashier
Me: I can take you over on register 2 mam *points to register*
CCL: *Goes to wrong register twice despite giant numbers and me standing at one* Oh man, I feel like an idiot!!
Me: *thinking well...yeah* Oh it happens all the time mam no biggie.
CCL: Now I want you to tell me how everything rings up, I got them all from the clearance section but some don't have stickers.
Me: Absolutely! *proceeds to ring up merchandise and tell her prices*
CCL: OMG!!! Those kids pants are $7??!! That is waaay too much to spend on kids pants!
Me: *blink blink* Do you still want them?
CCL: I guess!!
Me: *rings up two bundles of socks, clearly marked 2 for $10*
CCL: OMGGGG!!! That is too much, they were under a sign for clearance!!
Me: I believe that was the little socks and holiday socks but let me get a price check on that for you.
CCL: It says 2 for 10!!
Me: *blink blink* Yes, and they rang up $5 each which would be 2 for 10.
CCL: But they are on clearance!!
Me: I can do a price check for you if you want.
CCL: No it is fine!! Just f*cking fine!
Me: *rings up a little skirt* Mam this is coming up full price for $19.50 (or something like that)
CCL: But it was in the clearance!!!
Me: Sometimes customers put things in the clearance that aren't really clearance I can have a price check done for you if you want.
CCL: Oh this is why I hate this store!! This is why I just wanted my f*cking money back!! All this sh*t is overpriced and too thin! I can't believe I am spending this much on my child! This is why I didn't want a gift card!!! RARWWRRR I am sorry to b*tch you out I know it isn't your fault but I f*cking hate this store!
Me: *wants to pound either of our heads repeatedly into a wall* I am sorry this was misplaced mam, but you could always shop for yourself as well, the gift card doesn't have to be used just on children's merchandise.
CCL: No! I don't like anything here!
Me: Not even jeans? It is a pretty basic thing for yourself and we have some on sale.
CCL: No they never fit me! I am too big up top!
Me: Well our sweetheart cut is bigger up top for....
CCL: *cuts me off* No! See I don't have a butt so those wouldn't work because I am not big enough up top.
Me: *WTF???* Oh well then....is there anything else I can help you with?
CCL: What is the total with all of that sh*t?
Me: *tells total*
CCL: FINE!
Me: Do you want your 3 and change back in cash at least?
CCL: Yes, that is what I wanted in the first place!!!
Me: *thank god the customer survey form doesn't print for her* Here you go mam, have a nice night.
CCL: Yeah right.
So the OC comes over....
OC: Thank you!!!
Me: You so owe me....
OC: Was she complaining about the prices?
Me: Yeah....
OC: Yeah, she complained about how overpriced stuff was to our manager D, he laughed and was about to say the only place cheaper was Walmart when she cut him off and said she was a Walmart shopper.
Me: Yeah, she thought $7 was too expensive for a pair of kids pants so...if she can find them cheaper at walmart more power to her...
This is when other customers burst out laughing ask where they can find those $7 pants because those are cheap!!