AIM chat (The Bromance of the Centry - Eddie and Byron - Are official)
sweetfappy (12:18:34 PM): (LETS PRETEND WE'RE AT BURGERS AND BORSCHT)
gadgetsandgears (12:18:44 PM): (WHEE OKAY)
sweetfappy (12:19:22 PM): *eatin' some curly fries* So what do you think of Rolf? Or new resident Meatcake.
gadgetsandgears (12:20:31 PM): -steals one of his curly fries- Well, he pretty much confirmed all the rumors about 'Herr Muller' for me. Said something about how I have competition for 'school badass', though. -snorts because he doesn't think of himself as the 'school badass'-
sweetfappy (12:23:47 PM): He's actually kinda sweet, I've talked with him a bit.
gadgetsandgears (12:24:23 PM): Yeah? -sucks on his straw really loudly-
sweetfappy (12:25:22 PM): Might try and co-erce him to be in the school play, he's the perfect cast for Rocky - also he'd look hillarious in those tiny gold short shorts. *sticks a straw into the same cup and sucks greedily*
gadgetsandgears (12:28:36 PM): -snorts- Oh, god, yeah he would. -steals another curly fry- Think Mr. M would fap to a younger version of himself?
sweetfappy (12:29:39 PM): Mr. M is a peadobear - I think he was giving Bill some skeezey eyes last time I saw. Someone should swoop in and protect his "virtue" *pffsnort*
gadgetsandgears (12:32:16 PM): Haha, poor Kansas. Mr. M would go for the new kid, rest of us have learned what the safe zone is.
sweetfappy (12:33:59 PM): *grabs some more sauce and drowns his fries in them* Yeah... so Eddie... uhm. You and me. We're cool 'n stuff right. I mean. I like you heaps.
gadgetsandgears (12:34:53 PM): -is totally not stealing any more fries because of that and makes a mildly pouty face... in a manly way, of course- Huh? Oh. Yeah, bro, we're cool. -is a blockhead-
sweetfappy (12:39:18 PM): And I was thinking, and I mean even before you and I hooked up even, that you know. We could try and be more than friends
gadgetsandgears (12:50:42 PM): -chokes slightly on his drink- ...Yeah, uh... Leslie mentioned something about that. -runs a hand through his hair- I... I'm shit with people, you know that, right? People, and emotions and relationships and... all of that. I'm a fuck-up, sort of an asshole, and... well, you know.
sweetfappy (12:52:02 PM): Yeah, I know you Eddie. And despite that - maybe even because of that - I think you and I would be kinda good for each other.
gadgetsandgears (12:53:17 PM): You do?
sweetfappy (12:55:01 PM): Yeah well... maybe. I feel a lot better with you around you dickhead.
gadgetsandgears (12:57:09 PM): -grins a bit- C'mere.
sweetfappy (12:58:09 PM): *sits next to him, smiles, has sauce on his shirt*
gadgetsandgears (1:02:01 PM): -hands him a napkin- Sauce, dude. -pulls him closer- I'm gonna fuck this up somehow, you know. You're not always gonna be happy, and that... well, I'm gonna feel like shit because of it when I realize how big of a dick I was, and then I'll probably continue to be a dick, and then Leslie will probably come in and beat the shit out of us both and take away our man cards.
fullheadofred (1:04:00 PM): (yes. yes she will)
sweetfappy (1:05:55 PM): *Laughs so hard* You're an ass hat - I know I will probably irritate the living crap out of you cus I'm told I'm kinda highstrung and a bit of a girly bitch but seriously. I like drama, beats the hell out of being numb and drunk. *kisses his cheek* Would it kill you to shave a little closer? *rubs at his chinpubes*
gadgetsandgears (1:10:03 PM): -snorts- Not even so much that as me just being an idiot. Like, an Adrian-sized idiot. And yes, it might. -grins-
sweetfappy (1:13:05 PM): Yeah but you're not as hot as Adrian so I'm willin' to let shit slide. Wanna go out back - I think I saw a guy who know's a guy back behind here - I've got some cash for a little green [winks]
gadgetsandgears (1:18:50 PM): Psh, matter of opinion. -nips his ear- Sure, sounds like a fun time. Speaking of, remind me to tell you about the other day on the roof.
sweetfappy (1:20:41 PM): Roof? *outside burgers n' borsch trying to get the attention of his dealer - who may or may not be jay / silent bob*
gadgetsandgears (1:23:03 PM): Mr. Blake had a joint, brought me up there, and we ended up smoking with the cat and Jon Osterman, of all people. And then he accidentally lit his shirt on fire, and Leslie came up and he was hitting on her, which was weird.
sweetfappy (1:28:16 PM): Brahahahahaha oh man that's funny.
sweetfappy (1:29:37 PM): Jay: *sells them some weeeeeeeed*
sweetfappy (1:31:04 PM): Alright - score!
gadgetsandgears (1:32:09 PM): Sweeet. -yaydrugs-
sweetfappy (1:33:36 PM): *by and eddie abscond to a nearby park, downwind, behind some bushes and proceed to smoke up* I wish I had me my Jimi Hendrix mix tape.
gadgetsandgears (1:34:05 PM): Doesn't that have like... one song on it?
sweetfappy (1:35:03 PM): Oh yeah... you're right
gadgetsandgears (1:39:07 PM): -singes the grass with his lighter-
sweetfappy (1:41:49 PM): *passes the dutch, pon the left hand side of course* Here. To us. Eddie and Byron. Cutest fuckin' couple ever.
gadgetsandgears (1:45:55 PM): Cutest and most kick ass. -takes a drag- ...cutest stays here, though. With the weed.
gadgetsandgears (1:49:37 PM): -starts laughing- Oh god, we got our shit together before Adrian and Dan. They're gonna be piiiiiiiissed. -passes it back because Byron obviously likes having things in his mouth-
sweetfappy (1:51:03 PM): *giggles, takes another drag and tries to blow a smoke ring - fails* We're just hot studs like that.
gadgetsandgears (1:53:02 PM): -snickers at the failed smoke ring- Hell yeah we are. Fuckin' boss, man.
sweetfappy (1:54:29 PM): *hands him the last of the joint, nicely mellow now, cuddled up against him, humming*
gadgetsandgears (1:56:53 PM): -humming a bit himself, making an awful sort of dissonance-
sweetfappy (1:58:02 PM): *knows this is a bit sappy, but this is pretty romantic for them, high, full of junk food, rolling around behind a grassy knoll*
gadgetsandgears (1:59:12 PM): -is too high to care at the moment. or maybe just doesn't care-
gadgetsandgears (12:18:44 PM): (WHEE OKAY)
sweetfappy (12:19:22 PM): *eatin' some curly fries* So what do you think of Rolf? Or new resident Meatcake.
gadgetsandgears (12:20:31 PM): -steals one of his curly fries- Well, he pretty much confirmed all the rumors about 'Herr Muller' for me. Said something about how I have competition for 'school badass', though. -snorts because he doesn't think of himself as the 'school badass'-
sweetfappy (12:23:47 PM): He's actually kinda sweet, I've talked with him a bit.
gadgetsandgears (12:24:23 PM): Yeah? -sucks on his straw really loudly-
sweetfappy (12:25:22 PM): Might try and co-erce him to be in the school play, he's the perfect cast for Rocky - also he'd look hillarious in those tiny gold short shorts. *sticks a straw into the same cup and sucks greedily*
gadgetsandgears (12:28:36 PM): -snorts- Oh, god, yeah he would. -steals another curly fry- Think Mr. M would fap to a younger version of himself?
sweetfappy (12:29:39 PM): Mr. M is a peadobear - I think he was giving Bill some skeezey eyes last time I saw. Someone should swoop in and protect his "virtue" *pffsnort*
gadgetsandgears (12:32:16 PM): Haha, poor Kansas. Mr. M would go for the new kid, rest of us have learned what the safe zone is.
sweetfappy (12:33:59 PM): *grabs some more sauce and drowns his fries in them* Yeah... so Eddie... uhm. You and me. We're cool 'n stuff right. I mean. I like you heaps.
gadgetsandgears (12:34:53 PM): -is totally not stealing any more fries because of that and makes a mildly pouty face... in a manly way, of course- Huh? Oh. Yeah, bro, we're cool. -is a blockhead-
sweetfappy (12:39:18 PM): And I was thinking, and I mean even before you and I hooked up even, that you know. We could try and be more than friends
gadgetsandgears (12:50:42 PM): -chokes slightly on his drink- ...Yeah, uh... Leslie mentioned something about that. -runs a hand through his hair- I... I'm shit with people, you know that, right? People, and emotions and relationships and... all of that. I'm a fuck-up, sort of an asshole, and... well, you know.
sweetfappy (12:52:02 PM): Yeah, I know you Eddie. And despite that - maybe even because of that - I think you and I would be kinda good for each other.
gadgetsandgears (12:53:17 PM): You do?
sweetfappy (12:55:01 PM): Yeah well... maybe. I feel a lot better with you around you dickhead.
gadgetsandgears (12:57:09 PM): -grins a bit- C'mere.
sweetfappy (12:58:09 PM): *sits next to him, smiles, has sauce on his shirt*
gadgetsandgears (1:02:01 PM): -hands him a napkin- Sauce, dude. -pulls him closer- I'm gonna fuck this up somehow, you know. You're not always gonna be happy, and that... well, I'm gonna feel like shit because of it when I realize how big of a dick I was, and then I'll probably continue to be a dick, and then Leslie will probably come in and beat the shit out of us both and take away our man cards.
fullheadofred (1:04:00 PM): (yes. yes she will)
sweetfappy (1:05:55 PM): *Laughs so hard* You're an ass hat - I know I will probably irritate the living crap out of you cus I'm told I'm kinda highstrung and a bit of a girly bitch but seriously. I like drama, beats the hell out of being numb and drunk. *kisses his cheek* Would it kill you to shave a little closer? *rubs at his chinpubes*
gadgetsandgears (1:10:03 PM): -snorts- Not even so much that as me just being an idiot. Like, an Adrian-sized idiot. And yes, it might. -grins-
sweetfappy (1:13:05 PM): Yeah but you're not as hot as Adrian so I'm willin' to let shit slide. Wanna go out back - I think I saw a guy who know's a guy back behind here - I've got some cash for a little green [winks]
gadgetsandgears (1:18:50 PM): Psh, matter of opinion. -nips his ear- Sure, sounds like a fun time. Speaking of, remind me to tell you about the other day on the roof.
sweetfappy (1:20:41 PM): Roof? *outside burgers n' borsch trying to get the attention of his dealer - who may or may not be jay / silent bob*
gadgetsandgears (1:23:03 PM): Mr. Blake had a joint, brought me up there, and we ended up smoking with the cat and Jon Osterman, of all people. And then he accidentally lit his shirt on fire, and Leslie came up and he was hitting on her, which was weird.
sweetfappy (1:28:16 PM): Brahahahahaha oh man that's funny.
sweetfappy (1:29:37 PM): Jay: *sells them some weeeeeeeed*
sweetfappy (1:31:04 PM): Alright - score!
gadgetsandgears (1:32:09 PM): Sweeet. -yaydrugs-
sweetfappy (1:33:36 PM): *by and eddie abscond to a nearby park, downwind, behind some bushes and proceed to smoke up* I wish I had me my Jimi Hendrix mix tape.
gadgetsandgears (1:34:05 PM): Doesn't that have like... one song on it?
sweetfappy (1:35:03 PM): Oh yeah... you're right
gadgetsandgears (1:39:07 PM): -singes the grass with his lighter-
sweetfappy (1:41:49 PM): *passes the dutch, pon the left hand side of course* Here. To us. Eddie and Byron. Cutest fuckin' couple ever.
gadgetsandgears (1:45:55 PM): Cutest and most kick ass. -takes a drag- ...cutest stays here, though. With the weed.
gadgetsandgears (1:49:37 PM): -starts laughing- Oh god, we got our shit together before Adrian and Dan. They're gonna be piiiiiiiissed. -passes it back because Byron obviously likes having things in his mouth-
sweetfappy (1:51:03 PM): *giggles, takes another drag and tries to blow a smoke ring - fails* We're just hot studs like that.
gadgetsandgears (1:53:02 PM): -snickers at the failed smoke ring- Hell yeah we are. Fuckin' boss, man.
sweetfappy (1:54:29 PM): *hands him the last of the joint, nicely mellow now, cuddled up against him, humming*
gadgetsandgears (1:56:53 PM): -humming a bit himself, making an awful sort of dissonance-
sweetfappy (1:58:02 PM): *knows this is a bit sappy, but this is pretty romantic for them, high, full of junk food, rolling around behind a grassy knoll*
gadgetsandgears (1:59:12 PM): -is too high to care at the moment. or maybe just doesn't care-