(no subject)
I cut out the less relevant parts last night/this morning for our Leslie and figured I might as well post it. The spacing is goofy in a few places, so I apologize for that, but I'm not scrolling through twelve pages to fix it.
Young!Adrian (10:08:58 PM):[Hangs around by the lockers or something, idk guys.]
Young!Eddie (10:09:13 PM):[Kicks things, like small children.]
Young!Adrian (10:09:33 PM):Eddie, leave those children alone, we should relieve the famines in africa, not kick people.
Young!Eddie (10:10:18 PM):They pissed me off.
Young!Adrian (10:11:28 PM):Blake, didn't we have plans for drinks?
Young!Eddie (10:11:49 PM):Yeah. We did. And I need them.
Young!Dan (10:12:08 PM):*Blinkity blink*
Young!Adrian (10:12:28 PM):Dan! [drops the books he's holding] Hello! Young!Dan (10:12:57 PM):Hi.
Young!Eddie (10:13:07 PM):[Facepalms.]
Young!Dan (10:13:09 PM):*Half-waves.*
Young!Adrian (10:13:32 PM):I really really really need to talk to you. [Adrian looks like he's just swallowed something that is trying to climb out of his mouth.]
Young!Eddie (10:13:47 PM):Adrian. I kind of need to talk to you a tiny bit more.
Young!Eddie (10:14:14 PM):Like, possibly life-or-death more.
Young!Dan (10:14:16 PM):*Dan eyes Adrian, then looks to Eddie.*
Young!Dan (10:14:23 PM):Uhm, okay.
Young!Adrian (10:14:32 PM):[is about to snap, then looks at Eddie] What's wrong? Young!Eddie (10:14:50 PM):I have a list. But I kind of need to not talk to you right here. Young!Dan (10:15:05 PM):...
Young!Dan (10:15:16 PM):I can go..? If you want.
Young!Adrian (10:15:25 PM):I. Um. [He waves his hands frantically] No! Don't go, don't go. Um.
Young!Eddie (10:15:38 PM):Dan can wait outside.
Young!Dan (10:15:50 PM):Er.
Young!Dan (10:15:52 PM):Make up your minds.
Young!Eddie (10:15:54 PM):Adrian. I really need to talk to you before I snap and kill half the school. Young!Adrian (10:16:08 PM):Okay! Okay! But only to prevent pain on the part of society. Young!Dan (10:16:10 PM):*Dan twitches*
Young!Adrian (10:16:33 PM):[Adrian pats Dan's arm.] Can you just wait outside for one second? I have to deal with an apparently mortally ill quarterback.
Young!Dan (10:16:50 PM):...
Young!Dan (10:16:51 PM):Fine.
Young!Dan (10:17:11 PM):*Tries his best not to shoot him a dirty look before scootching away.* Young!Adrian (10:17:22 PM):Look, I'm sorry. I really am, but I'm worried it's an emergency -- [looks after him, miserable]
Young!Adrian (10:17:28 PM):Okay, Blake, this better be good.
Young!Eddie (10:17:43 PM):If by good you mean 'life-altering', then yeah, sure. Young!Adrian (10:18:16 PM):Talk.
Young!Eddie (10:18:39 PM):Look, I... might not be here tomorrow, but I... uh, I was talking to Leslie today, and before we managed to scream at each other she told me something.
Young!Adrian (10:18:53 PM):Just tell me what it is, all right?
Young!Adrian (10:19:01 PM):I have an owl to be pining after.
Young!Eddie (10:19:08 PM):Yeah, well, that's what it's about.
Young!Adrian (10:19:28 PM):Talk for god's sake.
Young!Eddie (10:19:57 PM):Dan and Leslie made out in her pool. [Inches away like Adrian's going to punch him or something.]
Young!Adrian (10:20:09 PM):[coughs] Dan and Leslie what?
Young!Eddie (10:20:35 PM):Made out in her pool.
Young!Adrian (10:20:48 PM):When? [spluttering]
Young!Eddie (10:21:07 PM):Yesterday? It was within the last few days.
Young!Dan (10:21:25 PM):*Dan sits impatiently on a bench, somewhere out of earshot.* Young!Adrian (10:21:43 PM):. . .There's something very wrong in my head that that makes me feel better, and not at all angry at him. I might kill her, though.
Young!Eddie (10:22:04 PM):...He started it. She was afraid he was using her. Young!Eddie (10:22:08 PM):*shrugs*
Young!Adrian (10:22:31 PM):He started. . .well, I can't blame him. Young!Adrian (10:22:42 PM):Okay, I should go talk to him. Later, Blake? Young!Eddie (10:23:24 PM):I'm... possibly skipping town tonight, actually. Or tomorrow, after I drop by Ed's.
Young!Dan (10:23:42 PM):*Wonders what they are talking about and sighs. His mind wanders places he knows it oughtn't.
Young!Adrian (10:24:01 PM):Wait, where are you going? Before your rib gets dealt with? Young!Eddie (10:24:42 PM):I dunno yet. And yeah, I guess. I've got a lot of shit to think about. I'm going fucking crazy.
Young!Adrian (10:25:43 PM):You are staying in town until your rib heals if I have to tie you to something. Now excuse me, I have an owl to be. . .to be something-ing. [He sweeps out.] Young!Eddie (10:26:08 PM):Hey! [Really fucking hates it when people tell him what to do and follows him, swearing.]
Young!Dan (10:26:58 PM):*Dan half-gets up when he sees Adrian, but frowns subtly and sits back down when he sees Eddie trailing behind him.*
Young!Adrian (10:27:01 PM):I'm serious, you need medical care. [He glances around for Dan.] Young!Eddie (10:27:25 PM):Yeah, well I also need to figure shit out, and hanging around here isn't helping. Young!Adrian (10:27:57 PM):Get your idiot ribs fixed, and then we'll discuss your mental health. Young!Eddie (10:28:30 PM):It's only one rib.
Young!Adrian (10:28:41 PM):Get your idiot rib fixed, then.
Young!Adrian (10:29:38 PM):[Glances around more.] Dan?
Young!Dan (10:30:16 PM):*Waves from bench.
Young!Dan (10:30:37 PM):Here. Young!Adrian (10:30:42 PM):Dan! [He walks over, smiling tentatively.]
Young!Dan (10:31:01 PM):*Smiles back, even if it is a little empty.*
Young!Adrian (10:32:08 PM):I wanted to talk to you. . .you think I'm drifting? Young!Eddie (10:32:14 PM):[Scowls and rolls his eyes but stays close so he can hear.] Young!Dan (10:32:19 PM):Uh.
Young!Dan (10:32:30 PM):*Blinks* Yeah.
Young!Eddie (10:32:54 PM):[Quietly mutters to himself] And lookit that, he's right. Young!Adrian (10:33:46 PM):[Quickly.] I'm not. I mean, I'm stupid and believe me, I do stupid things, but I lo -- I want to be with -- I mean, I have spent the better part of my high school career staring at you. Uh. Is that creepy?
Young!Eddie (10:34:10 PM):[Sing-song voice] Buuuullshiiiiiit
Young!Dan (10:34:19 PM):Yes.
Young!Dan (10:34:51 PM):I don't mind though.
Young!Dan (10:34:53 PM):I like you too,
Young!Adrian (10:35:00 PM):Sorry. I don't mean to be creepy, I just er. Yeah, I like you a lot. Young!Dan (10:35:11 PM):Yeah?..
Young!Dan (10:35:25 PM):Weird way of showing it.
Young!Adrian (10:35:56 PM):I'm sorry. [He looks at Dan's shoes.] Young!Eddie (10:36:09 PM):[Sing-song voice] Liiiiiiiaaaaar.
Young!Dan (10:36:23 PM):So am I.
Young!Eddie (10:36:27 PM):[To himself] Well, not really, but he doesn't entirely regret it... Young!Adrian (10:37:23 PM):Um. Yeah. Is there anything you want to tell me? Young!Dan (10:37:26 PM):...
Young!Eddie (10:37:28 PM):[Doesn't give a shit how upset everyone else is right now because he is having a Really Fucking Bad Time]
Young!Dan (10:37:32 PM):Uhm.
Young!Dan (10:37:35 PM):Don't be mad?
Young!Adrian (10:37:54 PM):[Deep sigh.] There is sort of something I should tell you too. So uh, I have no right to be mad.
Young!Dan (10:38:12 PM):*Dan's face twists into a grimmace, because, he totes knew this was coming.* Young!Eddie (10:38:18 PM):Oh my god, you people are fucking freaks. [Watches.] Young!Adrian (10:38:40 PM):You first.
Young!Dan (10:38:44 PM):*He points to a bite mark on his neck.* Woke up with this, and a headache. I may or may not have done something with Le--someone.
Young!Dan (10:38:58 PM):*Said completely flat, Dan looks devoid of emotion at this point.* Young!Eddie (10:39:10 PM):It's like a unicorn fucking spit you both out and suddenly everything is going to be okay.
Young!Adrian (10:39:21 PM):[Boggled expression, even though he knew.] How are you cute when you're saying things like that. How is that cute.
Young!Eddie (10:39:39 PM):Oh my god, what the fuck. The world has lost its fucking mind. Young!Dan (10:40:05 PM):...
Young!Dan (10:40:05 PM):*Shrugs*
Young!Adrian (10:40:20 PM):[Sighs.] I uh. Eddie, basically, just Eddie. Young!Eddie (10:40:31 PM):[Waves mid-rant]
Young!Dan (10:40:32 PM):It was going to happen.
Young!Dan (10:41:01 PM):*Crosses his arms, trying to hide his inner turmoil.* Young!Adrian (10:41:56 PM):[Adrian's eyes enlarge hugely as he sees Eddie waving, and he does that "I am going to explode" expression.]
Young!Adrian (10:42:23 PM):I'm so sorry. I mean, fucking Eddie Blake, I. . .he is such an Eddie. Young!Dan (10:42:35 PM):So, uh, what was the point of... *waves his hands all expressively to indicate his and Adrian's relationship.*
Young!Dan (10:42:36 PM):This?
Young!Adrian (10:43:08 PM):[Gestures back.] This?
Young!Eddie (10:44:03 PM):[Hums] Hurry the fuck up so I can get my fucking rib fixed and leave before my life explodes, lalala, hurry the fuck up you fucking freaks. [It's been a bad day.]
Young!Dan (10:44:16 PM):This.
Young!Adrian (10:44:22 PM):This. Uh.
Young!Dan (10:45:18 PM):*Sighs* Young!Eddie (10:45:20 PM):[Calls over] I think he means that whole weird thing you guys called a relationship but was mostly just really awkward and involved a lot of pussy-footing around.
Young!Adrian (10:45:35 PM):FUCK YOU BLAKE
Young!Dan (10:45:51 PM):...
Young!Adrian (10:45:51 PM):[turns back to Dan, totally civil] I want it. The "this," I mean. Young!Dan (10:45:56 PM):Basically.
Young!Eddie (10:46:10 PM):[Calls back] I'd love to.
Young!Eddie (10:46:20 PM):[Pulls out a cigarette.]
Young!Adrian (10:46:29 PM):[goes scarlet]
Young!Dan (10:46:34 PM):...
Young!Dan (10:46:39 PM):Yay, life.
Young!Dan (10:47:00 PM):So, is this going to happen all the time?..
Young!Adrian (10:47:16 PM):[sits down heavily on the bench, breathes out] What do you mean by "this," Dan? Qualifiers, please, and antecedents.
Young!Eddie (10:47:46 PM):[Goes back to humming.]
Young!Dan (10:49:02 PM):I mean, are you going to be fucking Eddie all the time? Young!Dan (10:49:34 PM):And then, me, being the low self esteemed geek, end up apologizing instead of you doing so?
Young!Adrian (10:49:35 PM):I didn't fuck Eddie, let us be clear here. Young!Adrian (10:49:51 PM):I, wait, did I not apologize? I am now apologizing. Young!Eddie (10:49:54 PM):[Smirks.]
Young!Dan (10:50:12 PM):Eh.
Young!Dan (10:50:47 PM):Does that make it better?.. I'm not sure anymore. Young!Dan (10:51:08 PM):*Sighs* I'm such a loser.
Young!Adrian (10:51:21 PM):That's up to your discretion. what you have to understand, Dan, is that I am a deeply unhappy person. [resists adding "and you make me happy."] Young!Eddie (10:51:39 PM):[Eyerolls]
Young!Dan (10:52:16 PM):Oh.
Young!Dan (10:52:23 PM):And?
Young!Adrian (10:52:30 PM):You are not a loser. I mean, you make me happy. Young!Dan (10:52:43 PM):Glad I could be of service.
Young!Eddie (10:53:10 PM):[Helpfully] Getting your hair pulled and being called a bastard while you're sucking my cock does, too.
Young!Adrian (10:53:28 PM):Dan stop it. You aren't a service, you're -- BLAKE! Young!Dan (10:53:49 PM):*Cringe*
Young!Eddie (10:54:05 PM):Yes princess?
Young!Adrian (10:54:22 PM):GO AWAY.
Young!Adrian (10:54:24 PM):What I meant to say was, Dan stop it. You aren't a service, you're a Dan, and you really should tell me I'm an asshole sometimes, I need that kind of thing. [The "tying to a bed" crosses his mind.]
Young!Eddie (10:54:32 PM):Yeah, no.
Young!Dan (10:55:26 PM):You want me to tell you you're an asshole?
Young!Adrian (10:55:52 PM):If you think I am, you ought to say. [He sighs.] I am insufferable, you know that?
Young!Eddie (10:56:14 PM):Oh my god, this shit is unbelievable.
Young!Dan (10:56:32 PM):*Really doesn't need the commentary.*
Young!Dan (10:56:38 PM):I do know that.
Young!Eddie (10:57:02 PM):[Really doesn't care. His life sucks so why not spread the joy?] Young!Dan (10:57:07 PM):I didn't really think you were that much of an asshole until you blew Eddie. Young!Dan (10:57:12 PM):So, uh.
Young!Eddie (10:57:16 PM):Twice. [Helpful]
Young!Dan (10:57:21 PM):Twice. Young!Adrian (10:57:42 PM):Mr. D did give me some advice. Young!Dan (10:59:05 PM):Advice?
Young!Dan (10:59:19 PM):I hope it involves not, you know, sucking Eddie's cock. Young!Adrian (11:00:12 PM):It uh, it did.
Young!Dan (11:00:25 PM):... What?
Young!Eddie (11:00:25 PM):[Interested]
Young!Adrian (11:00:44 PM):It involved not sucking his cock, is what I mean. Young!Dan (11:01:04 PM):Oh.
Young!Dan (11:01:06 PM):Good?..
Young!Eddie (11:01:15 PM):[Not interested.] Damn.
Young!Dan (11:01:22 PM):Do you even follow people's advice?
Young!Adrian (11:01:38 PM):When it's Mr. D? Sometimes, as he is so frequently correct. Young!Eddie (11:01:52 PM):Oh my god. Adrian. You. Are. A. Freak.
Young!Adrian (11:02:01 PM):I KNOW. GO AWAY.
Young!Eddie (11:02:06 PM):NO. Young!Eddie (11:02:09 PM):STOP BEING A GIRL. Young!Eddie (11:02:22 PM):YOU ACT LIKE MY MOTHER DID BEFORE SHE WISED UP AND GOT THE DIVORCE. Young!Adrian (11:02:45 PM):GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY I HATE YOU. Young!Eddie (11:03:00 PM):NO, NO, NO, LIAR.
Young!Dan (11:03:30 PM):...
Young!Dan (11:03:35 PM):*Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh.*
Young!Dan (11:03:39 PM):We done?
Young!Adrian (11:04:46 PM):We're done.
Young!Dan (11:05:02 PM):Done? Or done?
Young!Adrian (11:05:45 PM):I don't understand. Eddie and I are done yelling at each other, is the point.
Young!Dan (11:06:00 PM):I meant our conversation.
Young!Dan (11:06:02 PM):But alright.
Young!Eddie (11:06:07 PM):[Facepalm]
Young!Adrian (11:06:10 PM):Yeah, so Mr. D thinks you should tie me to something. [This is delivered looking Dan in the eye.]
Young!Eddie (11:06:22 PM):Personally, I'm not done yelling at you.
Young!Eddie (11:06:26 PM):I could yell at you ALL DAY.
Young!Eddie (11:06:29 PM):FOR BEING A GIANT IDIOT.
Young!Dan (11:06:38 PM):Uhhhhhhhhhhhhm.,
Young!Eddie (11:06:51 PM):...HOW ARE THE OWLS DAN?
Young!Dan (11:07:00 PM):Shut up, Eddie.
Young!Adrian (11:07:01 PM):[Shrug.] That's what he said. DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH EDDIE Young!Eddie (11:07:12 PM):FUCKING TRY IT, ADRIAN.
Young!Adrian (11:07:49 PM):DYING? BUT I DON'T WANT TO
Young!Dan (11:07:59 PM):Adrian.
Young!Dan (11:08:10 PM):I can't do this if... you and Eddie are going to keep happening. Young!Adrian (11:08:27 PM):Does "happen" mean "yell" or "fuck"? Young!Eddie (11:08:46 PM):BY THE WAY DAN, YOU MADE LESLIE CRY AGAIN. Young!Dan (11:08:50 PM):Fuck.
Young!Eddie (11:08:57 PM):IF I WASN'T SO FUCKING PISSED OFF AT HER I'D KICK YOUR ASS FOR IT. Young!Dan (11:09:01 PM):...
Young!Dan (11:09:05 PM):Sigh.
Young!Adrian (11:09:16 PM):We aren't going to.
Young!Dan (11:09:18 PM):God, Leslie...
Young!Dan (11:09:23 PM):And you said that last time.
Young!Dan (11:09:30 PM):I--where's Leslie?
Young!Eddie (11:09:31 PM):Sure we're not, cupcake. Sure.
Young!Eddie (11:09:45 PM):Whatever helps you sleep at night, you know? Young!Dan (11:09:47 PM):*He stands up and rubs at his eyes from under his glasses.* Young!Adrian (11:09:47 PM):I know I did -- FUCK OFF AND DIE BLAKE -- and I just, I just really want to make this work.
Young!Eddie (11:10:04 PM):And I don't fucking know where she is, we're sort of not speaking. Young!Eddie (11:10:14 PM):YOU'D MISS ME TOO MUCH ADRIAN.
Young!Eddie (11:10:16 PM):CAN'T DO IT.
Young!Eddie (11:10:21 PM):YOU'LL BECOME EVEN MORE PATHETIC.
Young!Dan (11:10:43 PM):I...
Young!Adrian (11:10:47 PM):[Adrian buries his head in his hands.]
Young!Dan (11:11:16 PM):Eddie, shut the fuck up.
Young!Eddie (11:11:34 PM):Make me, Dan.
Young!Dan (11:11:43 PM):*Frowns at the thought of making Leslie sadface.* Young!Adrian (11:12:12 PM):[curled up on bench, dying, trying not to notice the chaos around him]
Young!Dan (11:12:21 PM):I always make her cry.
Young!Dan (11:12:24 PM):I don't even try.
Mr. Blake (11:12:59 PM):*sslllooooowwwwlly sits down next to Adrian.* sup, pupil? >: ) (lol I'm bored now)
Young!Dan (11:13:21 PM):*Glares at Eddie* Why are you such a dick?
Young!Adrian (11:13:29 PM):oh my god what do you want.
Mr. Blake (11:13:43 PM):Are they gonna fight!? *he suddenly gets giddy* Young!Eddie (11:13:45 PM):Because that's life, birdbrain.
Young!Eddie (11:14:03 PM):Your fucking "OH I FORGIVE YOU" rainbow and sparkle bullshit isn't real. Young!Adrian (11:14:10 PM):Are they going to what. [sits up]
Mr. Blake (11:14:48 PM):Fight. You know. What men do. By the way, good job on that last essay. You're at the top of the class grade wise *slaps him on the back all manly like* Young!Adrian (11:15:32 PM):[coughs at the back slapping] I usually am. Real men do not fight. Mr. Blake (11:16:23 PM):Look kiddo, when I mean fight, I mean the old fashioned way of resolving anger. Its theraputic. As long as no one gets killed however amusing that might be..hee Young!Dan (11:16:43 PM):Uhm. I don't remember forgiving him yet.
Young!Adrian (11:16:48 PM):Real men still don't fight. [He watches worriedly.] Young!Eddie (11:17:21 PM):Well then stop dancing around the issue and tell him to fuck off already, Christ. Young!Eddie (11:17:24 PM):He'll never learn if you don't.
Young!Eddie (11:17:38 PM):He's like an incredibly purple dog.
Young!Eddie (11:17:49 PM):Only, you know, he sucks dick.
Mr. Blake (11:17:49 PM):Words don't help feelings sometimes. *he crosses his arms and watches too* Yeah, well. Real men are also human.
Young!Dan (11:17:54 PM):...
Mr. Blake (11:17:54 PM):Better get used to it Mr. Blake (11:18:54 PM):Enjoy the ebbing and flowing of humanity while you can. Its the only thing that keeps life interesting. Young!Adrian (11:20:03 PM):Guys? Please er, don't fight.
Young!Adrian (11:20:09 PM):Eddie, if you hurt him, I will castrate you. Young!Eddie (11:20:16 PM):No you won't.
Mr. Blake (11:20:21 PM):HAW HAW HAW!!
Young!Dan (11:20:25 PM):God.
Young!Eddie (11:20:25 PM):You think you will, but you'll get distracted. Young!Dan (11:20:34 PM):Eddie.
Mr. Blake (11:20:35 PM):He won't *he leans on Adrian's shoulder*
Young!Dan (11:20:36 PM):Shut the fuck up.
Young!Eddie (11:20:39 PM):And look, I'm keeping my hands to myself. Young!Adrian (11:20:42 PM):No, I will. [Does that creepy Adrian thing where he looks incredibly sure.]
Young!Eddie (11:21:05 PM):Dan, it's nice that you have balls when dealing with me, but if you could have them the rest of the time I'm sure your life would be much better.
Young!Adrian (11:21:32 PM):. . .okay, that he's right about.
Young!Eddie (11:21:37 PM):Granted, they aren't doing much right now, but still. Young!Dan (11:21:54 PM):I can't be hard assed about everything, Eddie, my parents didn't beat me. Young!Eddie (11:22:00 PM):See? I told you, rainbows and sparkles don't cut- what. Young!Eddie (11:22:10 PM):You want to run that by me again, Daniel?
Mr. Blake (11:22:15 PM):Oh shit. Pulling out the low blows. Didn't think he had the guts. Young!Dan (11:22:21 PM):*Snorts at the use of his full name.*
Mr. Blake (11:22:32 PM):That was a bad idea *he whisper to Adrian* I'd beat the shit out of him Mr. Blake (11:22:49 PM):Bad blood never washes away you know...
Young!Dan (11:24:27 PM):You heard me.
Young!Eddie (11:24:53 PM):You think you know shit, Dan?
Young!Eddie (11:25:02 PM):You have no fucking idea.
Young!Adrian (11:25:21 PM):[cringing]
Mr. Blake (11:25:26 PM):actually...I might have to intervene eventually because he will try to kill him Young!Eddie (11:26:07 PM):You think you know who I am because of my fucktard parents, but you don't know a damn thing.
Mr. Blake (11:26:11 PM):There's two things I can do to stop this actually...I mean...when its necessary...
Young!Dan (11:26:28 PM):*ACtually, doesn't think that at all, he just wanted to get back at him.* Young!Eddie (11:26:41 PM):Then again, I'm sure you thought you knew things about Adrian, too. Young!Dan (11:27:14 PM):You're going to try and hurt me through Adrian? Because it's seriously all been done.
Young!Adrian (11:27:48 PM):[bitterly] Yeah, I'm his easy spot. I've done enough idiot things. Young!Eddie (11:27:55 PM):And what, you're stupid enough to stick around for more? Young!Dan (11:28:12 PM):It really isn't my fault that I like having commited relationships, Blake. That I believe people can be happy. I just find it hard to pull through some of that shit when everyone else is fucking each other behind each other's backs.
Young!Eddie (11:28:28 PM):Well, it's nice to know that you're also a hypocrite. Young!Eddie (11:28:36 PM):[Pause] Who makes girls cry.
Young!Adrian (11:28:38 PM):[this makes Adrian turn a very happy shade of pink, because oh Dan is cute.]
Young!Dan (11:28:41 PM):*Furrows his brow*
Young!Dan (11:28:49 PM):Shut the fuck up.
Young!Dan (11:29:01 PM):You know I wouldn't hurt Leslie on purpose. Young!Eddie (11:29:29 PM):Yeah, well, you do. You are [jerks his head towards Adrian] every day. Young!Eddie (11:29:44 PM):And you think I don't think people can be happy? I do. I just think they need to fucking work for it.
Young!Eddie (11:29:57 PM):None of this shit Barbie over there is always trying to pull. Young!Dan (11:30:21 PM):I'm trying to work this shit out, okay?
Young!Dan (11:30:46 PM):I'm not going to break up with ADrian just because I make Leslie 'sad'. Young!Dan (11:30:54 PM):I like her-- I really do. But...
Young!Eddie (11:31:02 PM):I don't really give a shit what you do when it comes to her right now. Young!Adrian (11:31:13 PM):[still dying, quietly]
Young!Dan (11:31:13 PM):You should. She's your best friend.
Young!Eddie (11:31:20 PM):Yeah, well, not anymore.
Young!Dan (11:31:46 PM):I'm not surprised, considering your loyalty to Byron. Young!Eddie (11:32:21 PM):Yeah, and that's something I have to think about. I'm not that big of a moron, Dan.
Young!Adrian (11:32:36 PM):Um, you guys, just suggesting something, maybe we can not be horrible to one another, not that that's not a revolutionary idea for me or anything. Young!Eddie (11:33:15 PM):Adrian, for christ's sake, shut up you're already driving me fucking crazy with all your bullshit.
Young!Dan (11:33:27 PM):I've tried being nice to Blake!
Young!Adrian (11:33:52 PM):[snaps] I'm sorry you want me, you fucking manwhore, but I can't become ugly for your convenience.
Young!Dan (11:33:55 PM):Just because he's all sad that he's screwed up his relationships doesn't mean he should furthermore fuck up ours.
Young!Eddie (11:33:55 PM):Yeah, no.
Young!Adrian (11:34:18 PM):["ours" makes Adrian glow]
Young!Eddie (11:34:21 PM):That's not what I'm fucking talking about, Adrian! [Not entirely, anyway.] Young!Eddie (11:34:38 PM):I'm trying to give you some fucking advice, you idiot. Young!Dan (11:34:59 PM):Yes, Eddie Blake, the fucking relationship guru. Mr. Blake (11:35:12 PM):*he nudges Adrian* hey...you know...I don't think they're gonna get any hotter than this...they'll probably walk away crying. You sure you wanna sit through all of this? Young!Eddie (11:35:15 PM):Try life, moron, seeing as I've seen more of it than your fat feathery body can handle. Young!Adrian (11:35:27 PM):I don't, but uh, my owl is involved. Young!Adrian (11:35:31 PM):HE IS NOT FEATHERY.
Mr. Blake (11:35:36 PM):I mean...Christ...why bother with two guys who can't get shit done in two minutes
Young!Dan (11:35:45 PM):Oh, wow, thanks Adrian.
Young!Dan (11:35:49 PM):*=.=(
Young!Dan (11:36:10 PM):God, I hate fighting.
Young!Adrian (11:36:10 PM):You're not? You're all. . .human? And oh, sorry, you aren't fat either.
Young!Dan (11:38:58 PM):I'm so tired of this shit. I need to find Leslie. Young!Adrian (11:39:13 PM):And. . .do what?
Young!Dan (11:39:35 PM):I don't know.
Young!Dan (11:39:40 PM):Apologize.
Young!Dan (11:39:43 PM):Something.
Young!Eddie (11:39:49 PM):Make her cry again.
Young!Dan (11:39:53 PM):I hate it when she's sad.
Young!Adrian (11:39:55 PM):EDDIE, GO DIE.
Young!Eddie (11:39:56 PM):Which is what will happen.
Young!Adrian (11:40:04 PM):So do I, if I'm going to be honest.
Young!Dan (11:40:08 PM):Oh, God, Eddie. You're so horrible at guilt tripping. Young!Eddie (11:40:12 PM):WELL I'M SORRY THAT I'M REALISTIC.
Young!Eddie (11:40:41 PM):Well, you're horrible at keeping your boyfriend faithful, apparently, so good for us.
Young!Dan (11:41:13 PM):I think I'm okay with it if it keeps you from talking. Young!Adrian (11:41:14 PM):In no way is my behavior Dan's responsibility. Mr. Blake (11:41:21 PM):*his manly aftershave wafts into little twink Adrian's nostrils as he sits unbearably close. Edward Blake hasn't gotten any in WEEKS. And if this kid is the school slut...well then...he wasn't against getting a manipulative gay blowjob...or more... >:3* You KNOW guys...you're upsetting your friend. *he casually drapes an arm around Adrian with a creepy evil bastard smile* Young!Adrian (11:42:17 PM):[Adrian gives him a look of intense bepuzzlement.] Excuse me? Mr. Blake (11:42:39 PM):I mean....sure, he's a real whore but I mean...come ON. He's sitting here like a lost little girl. *squeezes his shoulder with his manly muscles...of manliness...holla* Young!Dan (11:43:10 PM):Oh God.
Young!Eddie (11:43:19 PM):...Huh. Apparently I never lose it.
Mr. Blake (11:43:38 PM):LOOK AT HIM!
Mr. Blake (11:43:42 PM):*shakes him a little*
Young!Adrian (11:44:01 PM):[Look of horror] oh my god what is happening oh my god get off me what the fuck
Young!Eddie (11:44:22 PM):...I am sort of sickly amused.
Young!Dan (11:44:29 PM):I'm not.
Young!Dan (11:44:32 PM):Creeper.
Mr. Blake (11:44:45 PM):Not what?
Young!Adrian (11:44:47 PM):Creeper is right. Help help help. Young!Eddie (11:44:49 PM):Amused.
Mr. Blake (11:44:53 PM):Oh
Mr. Blake (11:44:56 PM):I see
Mr. Blake (11:45:00 PM):well...I'm not amused either
Mr. Blake (11:45:03 PM):Not one bit.
Young!Eddie (11:45:10 PM):He's horny. [Helpful.]
Mr. Blake (11:45:11 PM):I think both of you deserve detention...
Young!Adrian (11:45:34 PM):I am stuck in a bad porn film Iamstuckinabadpornfilm oh god. Mr. Blake (11:45:37 PM):And maybe young Mr. Edward needs TWO DAYS detention. *shoots a hairy eyeball at him*
Young!Eddie (11:45:51 PM):Won't be here, doesn't matter.
Young!Adrian (11:45:53 PM):HOW ARE YOU ALLOWED TO WORK WITH CHILDREN Mr. Blake (11:46:00 PM):...I'll find you...
Young!Dan (11:46:03 PM):Ask Mr. Mueller.
Mr. Blake (11:46:05 PM):You don't believe me?
Young!Adrian (11:46:14 PM):Oh, thanks Dan, bring that up.
Young!Eddie (11:46:24 PM):I'll probably be either dead or stoned, so. Mr. Blake (11:46:34 PM):Wait...what about...? HIM TOO?
Mr. Blake (11:46:44 PM):Damn...
Mr. Blake (11:46:49 PM):Damn
Young!Adrian (11:47:15 PM):I have not slept with Mueller. Wait. Wait, I don't understand this question.
Mr. Blake (11:47:23 PM):*he suddenly gives both of them a very stern "I'm going to snipe you like I did Kennedy" look* YOU TWO.
Young!Eddie (11:47:27 PM):......Wait, what?
Young!Dan (11:47:35 PM):Huh, what?
yuureiko13 (11:48:10 PM):[realizes he's somehow become a part of an intense argument. keeps quiet and hopes to go unnoticed]
Mr. Blake (11:48:22 PM):*he pulls out a pad of detention slips from his crotch like hard gay and writes up two* gtfo of here
Young!Dan (11:49:14 PM):*...*
Mr. Blake (11:49:20 PM):...shoo
Young!Eddie (11:49:22 PM):[Raises an eyebrow.]
Young!Adrian (11:49:49 PM):Don't leave me alone with him! [his eyes are massive at this point] Young!Dan (11:50:17 PM):Hey, Adrian, are we going to have sex at some point? Mr. Blake (11:50:27 PM):Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...I'm a teacher. You're safe with me. Young!Eddie (11:50:32 PM):...that was out of the blue.
Mr. Blake (11:50:34 PM):Of course you will!
Mr. Blake (11:50:42 PM):Dan. He will totally have sex with you
Mr. Blake (11:50:47 PM):I know he will.
Young!Eddie (11:50:50 PM):Great, my own fucking older self is conspiring against me. Young!Eddie (11:51:02 PM):Er.
Young!Adrian (11:51:02 PM):Yes! No! Who am I answering?
Young!Eddie (11:51:05 PM):Not that. Wait.
yuureiko13 (11:51:13 PM):[speaking in the I'm-afraid-to-be-loud voice] ...are you sure we're safe with you?
Young!Eddie (11:51:22 PM):Shit.
Mr. Blake (11:51:31 PM):*answers the floatig voice* YES. VERY SAFE. yuureiko13 (11:51:48 PM):....from what?
Mr. Blake (11:51:59 PM):...
Mr. Blake (11:52:06 PM):*he refuses to answer*
Young!Dan (11:52:12 PM):Me?
Young!Dan (11:52:20 PM):Adrian. Sex. Me?
Young!Adrian (11:52:20 PM):Oh, you? Good.
yuureiko13 (11:52:29 PM):[confused] you're going to hurt someone? Young!Adrian (11:52:36 PM):Yes! Yes! Yes since like first semester of ninth grade, how thick are all you people?
yuureiko13 (11:52:40 PM):because of.....sexual frustration?
Young!Eddie (11:52:45 PM):Second grade, I win.
Mr. Blake (11:52:49 PM):Oh we're all very safe from Dan. Except you Adrian. Young!Dan (11:52:57 PM):You better.
Young!Dan (11:52:58 PM):Seriously.
Young!Dan (11:53:13 PM):If someone fucks you before I do, I'm going to be sad. Young!Adrian (11:53:13 PM):[This makes Adrian grin inappropriately.] Young!Dan (11:53:30 PM):*Dan is being oddly OOC today.*
Young!Adrian (11:53:41 PM):[Adrian likes it lots]
Young!Eddie (11:54:08 PM):Oh my god, you people are all freaks. Every single one of you. Young!Adrian (11:54:27 PM):Trust me, I want you to.
Young!Adrian (11:54:36 PM):[furrows brow, suddenly realizing something] Wait, Eddie, what did you say?
yuureiko13 (11:54:44 PM):[looks at Eddie] .....
Young!Eddie (11:54:44 PM):...When?
Young!Dan (11:55:22 PM):What?
Young!Adrian (11:55:24 PM):With the "second grade" in it? G
adgetsandgears (11:55:40 PM):...Uhm. Nothing.
Young!Eddie (11:55:54 PM):I'm just going to go now.
Young!Eddie (11:56:05 PM):To... uhm. Wherever.
Young!Adrian (11:56:08 PM):WAIT. What did you say, I want to know. Young!Eddie (11:56:26 PM):Ididn'tsayanythingstoptalkingsoloud.
Young!Adrian (11:57:45 PM):Fine. Fine. [sigh] Dan, you want to just go have sex in an alley or something?
Young!Eddie (11:57:55 PM):Jesus.
Young!Dan (11:58:01 PM):Gee, I hoped it would be a little better than that. Young!Adrian (11:58:17 PM):We could even try a bed. After all, your favorite teacher did advise rope.
Young!Eddie (11:58:37 PM):[Closes his eyes for a minute like he has a massive migraine.] Adrian. Do me a favor and come here for a minute?
Young!Adrian (11:58:57 PM):Fine. Fine. [He walks over, hisses:] What do you want, Blake? Young!Dan (12:03:01 AM):*Dan adjusts his glasses and waits patiently.* Young!Eddie (12:04:59 AM):Uh. Shit. Look over there for a second? [Points in a random direction.] Young!Adrian (12:05:15 AM):[Sighs and looks.]
Young!Dan (12:08:30 AM):...
Young!Eddie (12:08:44 AM):[Grabs his hair and pulls] You are such a fucking asshole, Adrian. [Bites his neck quickly before letting go and getting the fuck out of there.]
Young!Dan (12:09:24 AM):...
Young!Adrian (12:11:52 AM):[Is bitten, shocked, slightly sexually aroused, and completely terrified] What the hell.
Young!Dan (12:12:54 AM):Uhm.
Young!Adrian (12:13:16 AM):[stands there, coughing and confused.] Um. I have no idea what that was about.
Young!Dan (12:13:54 AM):Alrighty, then.
Young!Adrian (12:14:57 AM):[Inappropriate smile.] Mr. D really did suggest you tie me to something.
Young!Dan (12:15:24 AM):... Okay.
Young!Adrian (12:15:35 AM):He is your favorite teacher.
Young!Dan (12:15:53 AM):Yes.
Young!Dan (12:16:02 AM):I'm partial to Mr. V, though.
Young!Adrian (12:16:35 AM):[slight blush, because he doesn't know what is going on really] I think he's a little full of himself.
Young!Dan (12:16:51 AM):Meh.
Young!Dan (12:16:59 AM):So, what do you want to be tied to?
Young!Adrian (12:17:26 AM):Mr. D suggested a bed.
Young!Dan (12:18:34 AM):Do you want to be tied to a bed?
Young!Adrian (12:19:22 AM):[shivers] If it involves you, the answer is probably yes. Pining. Me. Remember?
Young!Dan (12:19:42 AM):Okay then.
Young!Dan (12:19:48 AM):No more setting my planner of schedule
Young!Eddie (12:19:57 AM):[in a train station somewhere] FUCK YOU ADRIAN VEIDT. [echoes] ...uh. Young!Dan (12:20:18 AM):I'll come over to your house at some point, and fuck your brains out. Happy? Young!Adrian (12:21:18 AM):[responds to this with sincere kissing] Young!Dan (12:22:35 AM):*Responds with more kissing and groping.*
Young!Adrian (12:23:30 AM):I am. . .really glad you exist.
Young!Dan (12:24:06 AM):Good.
Young!Dan (12:24:10 AM):Also, I have to find Leslie.
Young!Adrian (12:24:41 AM):Er. Sorry to sound suspicious, but is that for a repeat performance? Young!Dan (12:25:01 AM):No.
Young!Dan (12:25:03 AM):Maybe.
Young!Dan (12:25:06 AM):You might want to come just in case.
Young!Adrian (12:25:34 AM):[grabs his hand.] I er, I kind of just want to be where you are. Young!Dan (12:26:37 AM):*squeezes his hand, because, lol, adrian being sweet makes Dan want to go back into IC.*
Young!Adrian (12:28:25 AM):[kisses his cheek because uh, he likes to pretend he is a normal human with a normal relationship.]
Young!Adrian (10:08:58 PM):[Hangs around by the lockers or something, idk guys.]
Young!Eddie (10:09:13 PM):[Kicks things, like small children.]
Young!Adrian (10:09:33 PM):Eddie, leave those children alone, we should relieve the famines in africa, not kick people.
Young!Eddie (10:10:18 PM):They pissed me off.
Young!Adrian (10:11:28 PM):Blake, didn't we have plans for drinks?
Young!Eddie (10:11:49 PM):Yeah. We did. And I need them.
Young!Dan (10:12:08 PM):*Blinkity blink*
Young!Adrian (10:12:28 PM):Dan! [drops the books he's holding] Hello! Young!Dan (10:12:57 PM):Hi.
Young!Eddie (10:13:07 PM):[Facepalms.]
Young!Dan (10:13:09 PM):*Half-waves.*
Young!Adrian (10:13:32 PM):I really really really need to talk to you. [Adrian looks like he's just swallowed something that is trying to climb out of his mouth.]
Young!Eddie (10:13:47 PM):Adrian. I kind of need to talk to you a tiny bit more.
Young!Eddie (10:14:14 PM):Like, possibly life-or-death more.
Young!Dan (10:14:16 PM):*Dan eyes Adrian, then looks to Eddie.*
Young!Dan (10:14:23 PM):Uhm, okay.
Young!Adrian (10:14:32 PM):[is about to snap, then looks at Eddie] What's wrong? Young!Eddie (10:14:50 PM):I have a list. But I kind of need to not talk to you right here. Young!Dan (10:15:05 PM):...
Young!Dan (10:15:16 PM):I can go..? If you want.
Young!Adrian (10:15:25 PM):I. Um. [He waves his hands frantically] No! Don't go, don't go. Um.
Young!Eddie (10:15:38 PM):Dan can wait outside.
Young!Dan (10:15:50 PM):Er.
Young!Dan (10:15:52 PM):Make up your minds.
Young!Eddie (10:15:54 PM):Adrian. I really need to talk to you before I snap and kill half the school. Young!Adrian (10:16:08 PM):Okay! Okay! But only to prevent pain on the part of society. Young!Dan (10:16:10 PM):*Dan twitches*
Young!Adrian (10:16:33 PM):[Adrian pats Dan's arm.] Can you just wait outside for one second? I have to deal with an apparently mortally ill quarterback.
Young!Dan (10:16:50 PM):...
Young!Dan (10:16:51 PM):Fine.
Young!Dan (10:17:11 PM):*Tries his best not to shoot him a dirty look before scootching away.* Young!Adrian (10:17:22 PM):Look, I'm sorry. I really am, but I'm worried it's an emergency -- [looks after him, miserable]
Young!Adrian (10:17:28 PM):Okay, Blake, this better be good.
Young!Eddie (10:17:43 PM):If by good you mean 'life-altering', then yeah, sure. Young!Adrian (10:18:16 PM):Talk.
Young!Eddie (10:18:39 PM):Look, I... might not be here tomorrow, but I... uh, I was talking to Leslie today, and before we managed to scream at each other she told me something.
Young!Adrian (10:18:53 PM):Just tell me what it is, all right?
Young!Adrian (10:19:01 PM):I have an owl to be pining after.
Young!Eddie (10:19:08 PM):Yeah, well, that's what it's about.
Young!Adrian (10:19:28 PM):Talk for god's sake.
Young!Eddie (10:19:57 PM):Dan and Leslie made out in her pool. [Inches away like Adrian's going to punch him or something.]
Young!Adrian (10:20:09 PM):[coughs] Dan and Leslie what?
Young!Eddie (10:20:35 PM):Made out in her pool.
Young!Adrian (10:20:48 PM):When? [spluttering]
Young!Eddie (10:21:07 PM):Yesterday? It was within the last few days.
Young!Dan (10:21:25 PM):*Dan sits impatiently on a bench, somewhere out of earshot.* Young!Adrian (10:21:43 PM):. . .There's something very wrong in my head that that makes me feel better, and not at all angry at him. I might kill her, though.
Young!Eddie (10:22:04 PM):...He started it. She was afraid he was using her. Young!Eddie (10:22:08 PM):*shrugs*
Young!Adrian (10:22:31 PM):He started. . .well, I can't blame him. Young!Adrian (10:22:42 PM):Okay, I should go talk to him. Later, Blake? Young!Eddie (10:23:24 PM):I'm... possibly skipping town tonight, actually. Or tomorrow, after I drop by Ed's.
Young!Dan (10:23:42 PM):*Wonders what they are talking about and sighs. His mind wanders places he knows it oughtn't.
Young!Adrian (10:24:01 PM):Wait, where are you going? Before your rib gets dealt with? Young!Eddie (10:24:42 PM):I dunno yet. And yeah, I guess. I've got a lot of shit to think about. I'm going fucking crazy.
Young!Adrian (10:25:43 PM):You are staying in town until your rib heals if I have to tie you to something. Now excuse me, I have an owl to be. . .to be something-ing. [He sweeps out.] Young!Eddie (10:26:08 PM):Hey! [Really fucking hates it when people tell him what to do and follows him, swearing.]
Young!Dan (10:26:58 PM):*Dan half-gets up when he sees Adrian, but frowns subtly and sits back down when he sees Eddie trailing behind him.*
Young!Adrian (10:27:01 PM):I'm serious, you need medical care. [He glances around for Dan.] Young!Eddie (10:27:25 PM):Yeah, well I also need to figure shit out, and hanging around here isn't helping. Young!Adrian (10:27:57 PM):Get your idiot ribs fixed, and then we'll discuss your mental health. Young!Eddie (10:28:30 PM):It's only one rib.
Young!Adrian (10:28:41 PM):Get your idiot rib fixed, then.
Young!Adrian (10:29:38 PM):[Glances around more.] Dan?
Young!Dan (10:30:16 PM):*Waves from bench.
Young!Dan (10:30:37 PM):Here. Young!Adrian (10:30:42 PM):Dan! [He walks over, smiling tentatively.]
Young!Dan (10:31:01 PM):*Smiles back, even if it is a little empty.*
Young!Adrian (10:32:08 PM):I wanted to talk to you. . .you think I'm drifting? Young!Eddie (10:32:14 PM):[Scowls and rolls his eyes but stays close so he can hear.] Young!Dan (10:32:19 PM):Uh.
Young!Dan (10:32:30 PM):*Blinks* Yeah.
Young!Eddie (10:32:54 PM):[Quietly mutters to himself] And lookit that, he's right. Young!Adrian (10:33:46 PM):[Quickly.] I'm not. I mean, I'm stupid and believe me, I do stupid things, but I lo -- I want to be with -- I mean, I have spent the better part of my high school career staring at you. Uh. Is that creepy?
Young!Eddie (10:34:10 PM):[Sing-song voice] Buuuullshiiiiiit
Young!Dan (10:34:19 PM):Yes.
Young!Dan (10:34:51 PM):I don't mind though.
Young!Dan (10:34:53 PM):I like you too,
Young!Adrian (10:35:00 PM):Sorry. I don't mean to be creepy, I just er. Yeah, I like you a lot. Young!Dan (10:35:11 PM):Yeah?..
Young!Dan (10:35:25 PM):Weird way of showing it.
Young!Adrian (10:35:56 PM):I'm sorry. [He looks at Dan's shoes.] Young!Eddie (10:36:09 PM):[Sing-song voice] Liiiiiiiaaaaar.
Young!Dan (10:36:23 PM):So am I.
Young!Eddie (10:36:27 PM):[To himself] Well, not really, but he doesn't entirely regret it... Young!Adrian (10:37:23 PM):Um. Yeah. Is there anything you want to tell me? Young!Dan (10:37:26 PM):...
Young!Eddie (10:37:28 PM):[Doesn't give a shit how upset everyone else is right now because he is having a Really Fucking Bad Time]
Young!Dan (10:37:32 PM):Uhm.
Young!Dan (10:37:35 PM):Don't be mad?
Young!Adrian (10:37:54 PM):[Deep sigh.] There is sort of something I should tell you too. So uh, I have no right to be mad.
Young!Dan (10:38:12 PM):*Dan's face twists into a grimmace, because, he totes knew this was coming.* Young!Eddie (10:38:18 PM):Oh my god, you people are fucking freaks. [Watches.] Young!Adrian (10:38:40 PM):You first.
Young!Dan (10:38:44 PM):*He points to a bite mark on his neck.* Woke up with this, and a headache. I may or may not have done something with Le--someone.
Young!Dan (10:38:58 PM):*Said completely flat, Dan looks devoid of emotion at this point.* Young!Eddie (10:39:10 PM):It's like a unicorn fucking spit you both out and suddenly everything is going to be okay.
Young!Adrian (10:39:21 PM):[Boggled expression, even though he knew.] How are you cute when you're saying things like that. How is that cute.
Young!Eddie (10:39:39 PM):Oh my god, what the fuck. The world has lost its fucking mind. Young!Dan (10:40:05 PM):...
Young!Dan (10:40:05 PM):*Shrugs*
Young!Adrian (10:40:20 PM):[Sighs.] I uh. Eddie, basically, just Eddie. Young!Eddie (10:40:31 PM):[Waves mid-rant]
Young!Dan (10:40:32 PM):It was going to happen.
Young!Dan (10:41:01 PM):*Crosses his arms, trying to hide his inner turmoil.* Young!Adrian (10:41:56 PM):[Adrian's eyes enlarge hugely as he sees Eddie waving, and he does that "I am going to explode" expression.]
Young!Adrian (10:42:23 PM):I'm so sorry. I mean, fucking Eddie Blake, I. . .he is such an Eddie. Young!Dan (10:42:35 PM):So, uh, what was the point of... *waves his hands all expressively to indicate his and Adrian's relationship.*
Young!Dan (10:42:36 PM):This?
Young!Adrian (10:43:08 PM):[Gestures back.] This?
Young!Eddie (10:44:03 PM):[Hums] Hurry the fuck up so I can get my fucking rib fixed and leave before my life explodes, lalala, hurry the fuck up you fucking freaks. [It's been a bad day.]
Young!Dan (10:44:16 PM):This.
Young!Adrian (10:44:22 PM):This. Uh.
Young!Dan (10:45:18 PM):*Sighs* Young!Eddie (10:45:20 PM):[Calls over] I think he means that whole weird thing you guys called a relationship but was mostly just really awkward and involved a lot of pussy-footing around.
Young!Adrian (10:45:35 PM):FUCK YOU BLAKE
Young!Dan (10:45:51 PM):...
Young!Adrian (10:45:51 PM):[turns back to Dan, totally civil] I want it. The "this," I mean. Young!Dan (10:45:56 PM):Basically.
Young!Eddie (10:46:10 PM):[Calls back] I'd love to.
Young!Eddie (10:46:20 PM):[Pulls out a cigarette.]
Young!Adrian (10:46:29 PM):[goes scarlet]
Young!Dan (10:46:34 PM):...
Young!Dan (10:46:39 PM):Yay, life.
Young!Dan (10:47:00 PM):So, is this going to happen all the time?..
Young!Adrian (10:47:16 PM):[sits down heavily on the bench, breathes out] What do you mean by "this," Dan? Qualifiers, please, and antecedents.
Young!Eddie (10:47:46 PM):[Goes back to humming.]
Young!Dan (10:49:02 PM):I mean, are you going to be fucking Eddie all the time? Young!Dan (10:49:34 PM):And then, me, being the low self esteemed geek, end up apologizing instead of you doing so?
Young!Adrian (10:49:35 PM):I didn't fuck Eddie, let us be clear here. Young!Adrian (10:49:51 PM):I, wait, did I not apologize? I am now apologizing. Young!Eddie (10:49:54 PM):[Smirks.]
Young!Dan (10:50:12 PM):Eh.
Young!Dan (10:50:47 PM):Does that make it better?.. I'm not sure anymore. Young!Dan (10:51:08 PM):*Sighs* I'm such a loser.
Young!Adrian (10:51:21 PM):That's up to your discretion. what you have to understand, Dan, is that I am a deeply unhappy person. [resists adding "and you make me happy."] Young!Eddie (10:51:39 PM):[Eyerolls]
Young!Dan (10:52:16 PM):Oh.
Young!Dan (10:52:23 PM):And?
Young!Adrian (10:52:30 PM):You are not a loser. I mean, you make me happy. Young!Dan (10:52:43 PM):Glad I could be of service.
Young!Eddie (10:53:10 PM):[Helpfully] Getting your hair pulled and being called a bastard while you're sucking my cock does, too.
Young!Adrian (10:53:28 PM):Dan stop it. You aren't a service, you're -- BLAKE! Young!Dan (10:53:49 PM):*Cringe*
Young!Eddie (10:54:05 PM):Yes princess?
Young!Adrian (10:54:22 PM):GO AWAY.
Young!Adrian (10:54:24 PM):What I meant to say was, Dan stop it. You aren't a service, you're a Dan, and you really should tell me I'm an asshole sometimes, I need that kind of thing. [The "tying to a bed" crosses his mind.]
Young!Eddie (10:54:32 PM):Yeah, no.
Young!Dan (10:55:26 PM):You want me to tell you you're an asshole?
Young!Adrian (10:55:52 PM):If you think I am, you ought to say. [He sighs.] I am insufferable, you know that?
Young!Eddie (10:56:14 PM):Oh my god, this shit is unbelievable.
Young!Dan (10:56:32 PM):*Really doesn't need the commentary.*
Young!Dan (10:56:38 PM):I do know that.
Young!Eddie (10:57:02 PM):[Really doesn't care. His life sucks so why not spread the joy?] Young!Dan (10:57:07 PM):I didn't really think you were that much of an asshole until you blew Eddie. Young!Dan (10:57:12 PM):So, uh.
Young!Eddie (10:57:16 PM):Twice. [Helpful]
Young!Dan (10:57:21 PM):Twice. Young!Adrian (10:57:42 PM):Mr. D did give me some advice. Young!Dan (10:59:05 PM):Advice?
Young!Dan (10:59:19 PM):I hope it involves not, you know, sucking Eddie's cock. Young!Adrian (11:00:12 PM):It uh, it did.
Young!Dan (11:00:25 PM):... What?
Young!Eddie (11:00:25 PM):[Interested]
Young!Adrian (11:00:44 PM):It involved not sucking his cock, is what I mean. Young!Dan (11:01:04 PM):Oh.
Young!Dan (11:01:06 PM):Good?..
Young!Eddie (11:01:15 PM):[Not interested.] Damn.
Young!Dan (11:01:22 PM):Do you even follow people's advice?
Young!Adrian (11:01:38 PM):When it's Mr. D? Sometimes, as he is so frequently correct. Young!Eddie (11:01:52 PM):Oh my god. Adrian. You. Are. A. Freak.
Young!Adrian (11:02:01 PM):I KNOW. GO AWAY.
Young!Eddie (11:02:06 PM):NO. Young!Eddie (11:02:09 PM):STOP BEING A GIRL. Young!Eddie (11:02:22 PM):YOU ACT LIKE MY MOTHER DID BEFORE SHE WISED UP AND GOT THE DIVORCE. Young!Adrian (11:02:45 PM):GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY I HATE YOU. Young!Eddie (11:03:00 PM):NO, NO, NO, LIAR.
Young!Dan (11:03:30 PM):...
Young!Dan (11:03:35 PM):*Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh.*
Young!Dan (11:03:39 PM):We done?
Young!Adrian (11:04:46 PM):We're done.
Young!Dan (11:05:02 PM):Done? Or done?
Young!Adrian (11:05:45 PM):I don't understand. Eddie and I are done yelling at each other, is the point.
Young!Dan (11:06:00 PM):I meant our conversation.
Young!Dan (11:06:02 PM):But alright.
Young!Eddie (11:06:07 PM):[Facepalm]
Young!Adrian (11:06:10 PM):Yeah, so Mr. D thinks you should tie me to something. [This is delivered looking Dan in the eye.]
Young!Eddie (11:06:22 PM):Personally, I'm not done yelling at you.
Young!Eddie (11:06:26 PM):I could yell at you ALL DAY.
Young!Eddie (11:06:29 PM):FOR BEING A GIANT IDIOT.
Young!Dan (11:06:38 PM):Uhhhhhhhhhhhhm.,
Young!Eddie (11:06:51 PM):...HOW ARE THE OWLS DAN?
Young!Dan (11:07:00 PM):Shut up, Eddie.
Young!Adrian (11:07:01 PM):[Shrug.] That's what he said. DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH EDDIE Young!Eddie (11:07:12 PM):FUCKING TRY IT, ADRIAN.
Young!Adrian (11:07:49 PM):DYING? BUT I DON'T WANT TO
Young!Dan (11:07:59 PM):Adrian.
Young!Dan (11:08:10 PM):I can't do this if... you and Eddie are going to keep happening. Young!Adrian (11:08:27 PM):Does "happen" mean "yell" or "fuck"? Young!Eddie (11:08:46 PM):BY THE WAY DAN, YOU MADE LESLIE CRY AGAIN. Young!Dan (11:08:50 PM):Fuck.
Young!Eddie (11:08:57 PM):IF I WASN'T SO FUCKING PISSED OFF AT HER I'D KICK YOUR ASS FOR IT. Young!Dan (11:09:01 PM):...
Young!Dan (11:09:05 PM):Sigh.
Young!Adrian (11:09:16 PM):We aren't going to.
Young!Dan (11:09:18 PM):God, Leslie...
Young!Dan (11:09:23 PM):And you said that last time.
Young!Dan (11:09:30 PM):I--where's Leslie?
Young!Eddie (11:09:31 PM):Sure we're not, cupcake. Sure.
Young!Eddie (11:09:45 PM):Whatever helps you sleep at night, you know? Young!Dan (11:09:47 PM):*He stands up and rubs at his eyes from under his glasses.* Young!Adrian (11:09:47 PM):I know I did -- FUCK OFF AND DIE BLAKE -- and I just, I just really want to make this work.
Young!Eddie (11:10:04 PM):And I don't fucking know where she is, we're sort of not speaking. Young!Eddie (11:10:14 PM):YOU'D MISS ME TOO MUCH ADRIAN.
Young!Eddie (11:10:16 PM):CAN'T DO IT.
Young!Eddie (11:10:21 PM):YOU'LL BECOME EVEN MORE PATHETIC.
Young!Dan (11:10:43 PM):I...
Young!Adrian (11:10:47 PM):[Adrian buries his head in his hands.]
Young!Dan (11:11:16 PM):Eddie, shut the fuck up.
Young!Eddie (11:11:34 PM):Make me, Dan.
Young!Dan (11:11:43 PM):*Frowns at the thought of making Leslie sadface.* Young!Adrian (11:12:12 PM):[curled up on bench, dying, trying not to notice the chaos around him]
Young!Dan (11:12:21 PM):I always make her cry.
Young!Dan (11:12:24 PM):I don't even try.
Mr. Blake (11:12:59 PM):*sslllooooowwwwlly sits down next to Adrian.* sup, pupil? >: ) (lol I'm bored now)
Young!Dan (11:13:21 PM):*Glares at Eddie* Why are you such a dick?
Young!Adrian (11:13:29 PM):oh my god what do you want.
Mr. Blake (11:13:43 PM):Are they gonna fight!? *he suddenly gets giddy* Young!Eddie (11:13:45 PM):Because that's life, birdbrain.
Young!Eddie (11:14:03 PM):Your fucking "OH I FORGIVE YOU" rainbow and sparkle bullshit isn't real. Young!Adrian (11:14:10 PM):Are they going to what. [sits up]
Mr. Blake (11:14:48 PM):Fight. You know. What men do. By the way, good job on that last essay. You're at the top of the class grade wise *slaps him on the back all manly like* Young!Adrian (11:15:32 PM):[coughs at the back slapping] I usually am. Real men do not fight. Mr. Blake (11:16:23 PM):Look kiddo, when I mean fight, I mean the old fashioned way of resolving anger. Its theraputic. As long as no one gets killed however amusing that might be..hee Young!Dan (11:16:43 PM):Uhm. I don't remember forgiving him yet.
Young!Adrian (11:16:48 PM):Real men still don't fight. [He watches worriedly.] Young!Eddie (11:17:21 PM):Well then stop dancing around the issue and tell him to fuck off already, Christ. Young!Eddie (11:17:24 PM):He'll never learn if you don't.
Young!Eddie (11:17:38 PM):He's like an incredibly purple dog.
Young!Eddie (11:17:49 PM):Only, you know, he sucks dick.
Mr. Blake (11:17:49 PM):Words don't help feelings sometimes. *he crosses his arms and watches too* Yeah, well. Real men are also human.
Young!Dan (11:17:54 PM):...
Mr. Blake (11:17:54 PM):Better get used to it Mr. Blake (11:18:54 PM):Enjoy the ebbing and flowing of humanity while you can. Its the only thing that keeps life interesting. Young!Adrian (11:20:03 PM):Guys? Please er, don't fight.
Young!Adrian (11:20:09 PM):Eddie, if you hurt him, I will castrate you. Young!Eddie (11:20:16 PM):No you won't.
Mr. Blake (11:20:21 PM):HAW HAW HAW!!
Young!Dan (11:20:25 PM):God.
Young!Eddie (11:20:25 PM):You think you will, but you'll get distracted. Young!Dan (11:20:34 PM):Eddie.
Mr. Blake (11:20:35 PM):He won't *he leans on Adrian's shoulder*
Young!Dan (11:20:36 PM):Shut the fuck up.
Young!Eddie (11:20:39 PM):And look, I'm keeping my hands to myself. Young!Adrian (11:20:42 PM):No, I will. [Does that creepy Adrian thing where he looks incredibly sure.]
Young!Eddie (11:21:05 PM):Dan, it's nice that you have balls when dealing with me, but if you could have them the rest of the time I'm sure your life would be much better.
Young!Adrian (11:21:32 PM):. . .okay, that he's right about.
Young!Eddie (11:21:37 PM):Granted, they aren't doing much right now, but still. Young!Dan (11:21:54 PM):I can't be hard assed about everything, Eddie, my parents didn't beat me. Young!Eddie (11:22:00 PM):See? I told you, rainbows and sparkles don't cut- what. Young!Eddie (11:22:10 PM):You want to run that by me again, Daniel?
Mr. Blake (11:22:15 PM):Oh shit. Pulling out the low blows. Didn't think he had the guts. Young!Dan (11:22:21 PM):*Snorts at the use of his full name.*
Mr. Blake (11:22:32 PM):That was a bad idea *he whisper to Adrian* I'd beat the shit out of him Mr. Blake (11:22:49 PM):Bad blood never washes away you know...
Young!Dan (11:24:27 PM):You heard me.
Young!Eddie (11:24:53 PM):You think you know shit, Dan?
Young!Eddie (11:25:02 PM):You have no fucking idea.
Young!Adrian (11:25:21 PM):[cringing]
Mr. Blake (11:25:26 PM):actually...I might have to intervene eventually because he will try to kill him Young!Eddie (11:26:07 PM):You think you know who I am because of my fucktard parents, but you don't know a damn thing.
Mr. Blake (11:26:11 PM):There's two things I can do to stop this actually...I mean...when its necessary...
Young!Dan (11:26:28 PM):*ACtually, doesn't think that at all, he just wanted to get back at him.* Young!Eddie (11:26:41 PM):Then again, I'm sure you thought you knew things about Adrian, too. Young!Dan (11:27:14 PM):You're going to try and hurt me through Adrian? Because it's seriously all been done.
Young!Adrian (11:27:48 PM):[bitterly] Yeah, I'm his easy spot. I've done enough idiot things. Young!Eddie (11:27:55 PM):And what, you're stupid enough to stick around for more? Young!Dan (11:28:12 PM):It really isn't my fault that I like having commited relationships, Blake. That I believe people can be happy. I just find it hard to pull through some of that shit when everyone else is fucking each other behind each other's backs.
Young!Eddie (11:28:28 PM):Well, it's nice to know that you're also a hypocrite. Young!Eddie (11:28:36 PM):[Pause] Who makes girls cry.
Young!Adrian (11:28:38 PM):[this makes Adrian turn a very happy shade of pink, because oh Dan is cute.]
Young!Dan (11:28:41 PM):*Furrows his brow*
Young!Dan (11:28:49 PM):Shut the fuck up.
Young!Dan (11:29:01 PM):You know I wouldn't hurt Leslie on purpose. Young!Eddie (11:29:29 PM):Yeah, well, you do. You are [jerks his head towards Adrian] every day. Young!Eddie (11:29:44 PM):And you think I don't think people can be happy? I do. I just think they need to fucking work for it.
Young!Eddie (11:29:57 PM):None of this shit Barbie over there is always trying to pull. Young!Dan (11:30:21 PM):I'm trying to work this shit out, okay?
Young!Dan (11:30:46 PM):I'm not going to break up with ADrian just because I make Leslie 'sad'. Young!Dan (11:30:54 PM):I like her-- I really do. But...
Young!Eddie (11:31:02 PM):I don't really give a shit what you do when it comes to her right now. Young!Adrian (11:31:13 PM):[still dying, quietly]
Young!Dan (11:31:13 PM):You should. She's your best friend.
Young!Eddie (11:31:20 PM):Yeah, well, not anymore.
Young!Dan (11:31:46 PM):I'm not surprised, considering your loyalty to Byron. Young!Eddie (11:32:21 PM):Yeah, and that's something I have to think about. I'm not that big of a moron, Dan.
Young!Adrian (11:32:36 PM):Um, you guys, just suggesting something, maybe we can not be horrible to one another, not that that's not a revolutionary idea for me or anything. Young!Eddie (11:33:15 PM):Adrian, for christ's sake, shut up you're already driving me fucking crazy with all your bullshit.
Young!Dan (11:33:27 PM):I've tried being nice to Blake!
Young!Adrian (11:33:52 PM):[snaps] I'm sorry you want me, you fucking manwhore, but I can't become ugly for your convenience.
Young!Dan (11:33:55 PM):Just because he's all sad that he's screwed up his relationships doesn't mean he should furthermore fuck up ours.
Young!Eddie (11:33:55 PM):Yeah, no.
Young!Adrian (11:34:18 PM):["ours" makes Adrian glow]
Young!Eddie (11:34:21 PM):That's not what I'm fucking talking about, Adrian! [Not entirely, anyway.] Young!Eddie (11:34:38 PM):I'm trying to give you some fucking advice, you idiot. Young!Dan (11:34:59 PM):Yes, Eddie Blake, the fucking relationship guru. Mr. Blake (11:35:12 PM):*he nudges Adrian* hey...you know...I don't think they're gonna get any hotter than this...they'll probably walk away crying. You sure you wanna sit through all of this? Young!Eddie (11:35:15 PM):Try life, moron, seeing as I've seen more of it than your fat feathery body can handle. Young!Adrian (11:35:27 PM):I don't, but uh, my owl is involved. Young!Adrian (11:35:31 PM):HE IS NOT FEATHERY.
Mr. Blake (11:35:36 PM):I mean...Christ...why bother with two guys who can't get shit done in two minutes
Young!Dan (11:35:45 PM):Oh, wow, thanks Adrian.
Young!Dan (11:35:49 PM):*=.=(
Young!Dan (11:36:10 PM):God, I hate fighting.
Young!Adrian (11:36:10 PM):You're not? You're all. . .human? And oh, sorry, you aren't fat either.
Young!Dan (11:38:58 PM):I'm so tired of this shit. I need to find Leslie. Young!Adrian (11:39:13 PM):And. . .do what?
Young!Dan (11:39:35 PM):I don't know.
Young!Dan (11:39:40 PM):Apologize.
Young!Dan (11:39:43 PM):Something.
Young!Eddie (11:39:49 PM):Make her cry again.
Young!Dan (11:39:53 PM):I hate it when she's sad.
Young!Adrian (11:39:55 PM):EDDIE, GO DIE.
Young!Eddie (11:39:56 PM):Which is what will happen.
Young!Adrian (11:40:04 PM):So do I, if I'm going to be honest.
Young!Dan (11:40:08 PM):Oh, God, Eddie. You're so horrible at guilt tripping. Young!Eddie (11:40:12 PM):WELL I'M SORRY THAT I'M REALISTIC.
Young!Eddie (11:40:41 PM):Well, you're horrible at keeping your boyfriend faithful, apparently, so good for us.
Young!Dan (11:41:13 PM):I think I'm okay with it if it keeps you from talking. Young!Adrian (11:41:14 PM):In no way is my behavior Dan's responsibility. Mr. Blake (11:41:21 PM):*his manly aftershave wafts into little twink Adrian's nostrils as he sits unbearably close. Edward Blake hasn't gotten any in WEEKS. And if this kid is the school slut...well then...he wasn't against getting a manipulative gay blowjob...or more... >:3* You KNOW guys...you're upsetting your friend. *he casually drapes an arm around Adrian with a creepy evil bastard smile* Young!Adrian (11:42:17 PM):[Adrian gives him a look of intense bepuzzlement.] Excuse me? Mr. Blake (11:42:39 PM):I mean....sure, he's a real whore but I mean...come ON. He's sitting here like a lost little girl. *squeezes his shoulder with his manly muscles...of manliness...holla* Young!Dan (11:43:10 PM):Oh God.
Young!Eddie (11:43:19 PM):...Huh. Apparently I never lose it.
Mr. Blake (11:43:38 PM):LOOK AT HIM!
Mr. Blake (11:43:42 PM):*shakes him a little*
Young!Adrian (11:44:01 PM):[Look of horror] oh my god what is happening oh my god get off me what the fuck
Young!Eddie (11:44:22 PM):...I am sort of sickly amused.
Young!Dan (11:44:29 PM):I'm not.
Young!Dan (11:44:32 PM):Creeper.
Mr. Blake (11:44:45 PM):Not what?
Young!Adrian (11:44:47 PM):Creeper is right. Help help help. Young!Eddie (11:44:49 PM):Amused.
Mr. Blake (11:44:53 PM):Oh
Mr. Blake (11:44:56 PM):I see
Mr. Blake (11:45:00 PM):well...I'm not amused either
Mr. Blake (11:45:03 PM):Not one bit.
Young!Eddie (11:45:10 PM):He's horny. [Helpful.]
Mr. Blake (11:45:11 PM):I think both of you deserve detention...
Young!Adrian (11:45:34 PM):I am stuck in a bad porn film Iamstuckinabadpornfilm oh god. Mr. Blake (11:45:37 PM):And maybe young Mr. Edward needs TWO DAYS detention. *shoots a hairy eyeball at him*
Young!Eddie (11:45:51 PM):Won't be here, doesn't matter.
Young!Adrian (11:45:53 PM):HOW ARE YOU ALLOWED TO WORK WITH CHILDREN Mr. Blake (11:46:00 PM):...I'll find you...
Young!Dan (11:46:03 PM):Ask Mr. Mueller.
Mr. Blake (11:46:05 PM):You don't believe me?
Young!Adrian (11:46:14 PM):Oh, thanks Dan, bring that up.
Young!Eddie (11:46:24 PM):I'll probably be either dead or stoned, so. Mr. Blake (11:46:34 PM):Wait...what about...? HIM TOO?
Mr. Blake (11:46:44 PM):Damn...
Mr. Blake (11:46:49 PM):Damn
Young!Adrian (11:47:15 PM):I have not slept with Mueller. Wait. Wait, I don't understand this question.
Mr. Blake (11:47:23 PM):*he suddenly gives both of them a very stern "I'm going to snipe you like I did Kennedy" look* YOU TWO.
Young!Eddie (11:47:27 PM):......Wait, what?
Young!Dan (11:47:35 PM):Huh, what?
yuureiko13 (11:48:10 PM):[realizes he's somehow become a part of an intense argument. keeps quiet and hopes to go unnoticed]
Mr. Blake (11:48:22 PM):*he pulls out a pad of detention slips from his crotch like hard gay and writes up two* gtfo of here
Young!Dan (11:49:14 PM):*...*
Mr. Blake (11:49:20 PM):...shoo
Young!Eddie (11:49:22 PM):[Raises an eyebrow.]
Young!Adrian (11:49:49 PM):Don't leave me alone with him! [his eyes are massive at this point] Young!Dan (11:50:17 PM):Hey, Adrian, are we going to have sex at some point? Mr. Blake (11:50:27 PM):Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...I'm a teacher. You're safe with me. Young!Eddie (11:50:32 PM):...that was out of the blue.
Mr. Blake (11:50:34 PM):Of course you will!
Mr. Blake (11:50:42 PM):Dan. He will totally have sex with you
Mr. Blake (11:50:47 PM):I know he will.
Young!Eddie (11:50:50 PM):Great, my own fucking older self is conspiring against me. Young!Eddie (11:51:02 PM):Er.
Young!Adrian (11:51:02 PM):Yes! No! Who am I answering?
Young!Eddie (11:51:05 PM):Not that. Wait.
yuureiko13 (11:51:13 PM):[speaking in the I'm-afraid-to-be-loud voice] ...are you sure we're safe with you?
Young!Eddie (11:51:22 PM):Shit.
Mr. Blake (11:51:31 PM):*answers the floatig voice* YES. VERY SAFE. yuureiko13 (11:51:48 PM):....from what?
Mr. Blake (11:51:59 PM):...
Mr. Blake (11:52:06 PM):*he refuses to answer*
Young!Dan (11:52:12 PM):Me?
Young!Dan (11:52:20 PM):Adrian. Sex. Me?
Young!Adrian (11:52:20 PM):Oh, you? Good.
yuureiko13 (11:52:29 PM):[confused] you're going to hurt someone? Young!Adrian (11:52:36 PM):Yes! Yes! Yes since like first semester of ninth grade, how thick are all you people?
yuureiko13 (11:52:40 PM):because of.....sexual frustration?
Young!Eddie (11:52:45 PM):Second grade, I win.
Mr. Blake (11:52:49 PM):Oh we're all very safe from Dan. Except you Adrian. Young!Dan (11:52:57 PM):You better.
Young!Dan (11:52:58 PM):Seriously.
Young!Dan (11:53:13 PM):If someone fucks you before I do, I'm going to be sad. Young!Adrian (11:53:13 PM):[This makes Adrian grin inappropriately.] Young!Dan (11:53:30 PM):*Dan is being oddly OOC today.*
Young!Adrian (11:53:41 PM):[Adrian likes it lots]
Young!Eddie (11:54:08 PM):Oh my god, you people are all freaks. Every single one of you. Young!Adrian (11:54:27 PM):Trust me, I want you to.
Young!Adrian (11:54:36 PM):[furrows brow, suddenly realizing something] Wait, Eddie, what did you say?
yuureiko13 (11:54:44 PM):[looks at Eddie] .....
Young!Eddie (11:54:44 PM):...When?
Young!Dan (11:55:22 PM):What?
Young!Adrian (11:55:24 PM):With the "second grade" in it? G
adgetsandgears (11:55:40 PM):...Uhm. Nothing.
Young!Eddie (11:55:54 PM):I'm just going to go now.
Young!Eddie (11:56:05 PM):To... uhm. Wherever.
Young!Adrian (11:56:08 PM):WAIT. What did you say, I want to know. Young!Eddie (11:56:26 PM):Ididn'tsayanythingstoptalkingsoloud.
Young!Adrian (11:57:45 PM):Fine. Fine. [sigh] Dan, you want to just go have sex in an alley or something?
Young!Eddie (11:57:55 PM):Jesus.
Young!Dan (11:58:01 PM):Gee, I hoped it would be a little better than that. Young!Adrian (11:58:17 PM):We could even try a bed. After all, your favorite teacher did advise rope.
Young!Eddie (11:58:37 PM):[Closes his eyes for a minute like he has a massive migraine.] Adrian. Do me a favor and come here for a minute?
Young!Adrian (11:58:57 PM):Fine. Fine. [He walks over, hisses:] What do you want, Blake? Young!Dan (12:03:01 AM):*Dan adjusts his glasses and waits patiently.* Young!Eddie (12:04:59 AM):Uh. Shit. Look over there for a second? [Points in a random direction.] Young!Adrian (12:05:15 AM):[Sighs and looks.]
Young!Dan (12:08:30 AM):...
Young!Eddie (12:08:44 AM):[Grabs his hair and pulls] You are such a fucking asshole, Adrian. [Bites his neck quickly before letting go and getting the fuck out of there.]
Young!Dan (12:09:24 AM):...
Young!Adrian (12:11:52 AM):[Is bitten, shocked, slightly sexually aroused, and completely terrified] What the hell.
Young!Dan (12:12:54 AM):Uhm.
Young!Adrian (12:13:16 AM):[stands there, coughing and confused.] Um. I have no idea what that was about.
Young!Dan (12:13:54 AM):Alrighty, then.
Young!Adrian (12:14:57 AM):[Inappropriate smile.] Mr. D really did suggest you tie me to something.
Young!Dan (12:15:24 AM):... Okay.
Young!Adrian (12:15:35 AM):He is your favorite teacher.
Young!Dan (12:15:53 AM):Yes.
Young!Dan (12:16:02 AM):I'm partial to Mr. V, though.
Young!Adrian (12:16:35 AM):[slight blush, because he doesn't know what is going on really] I think he's a little full of himself.
Young!Dan (12:16:51 AM):Meh.
Young!Dan (12:16:59 AM):So, what do you want to be tied to?
Young!Adrian (12:17:26 AM):Mr. D suggested a bed.
Young!Dan (12:18:34 AM):Do you want to be tied to a bed?
Young!Adrian (12:19:22 AM):[shivers] If it involves you, the answer is probably yes. Pining. Me. Remember?
Young!Dan (12:19:42 AM):Okay then.
Young!Dan (12:19:48 AM):No more setting my planner of schedule
Young!Eddie (12:19:57 AM):[in a train station somewhere] FUCK YOU ADRIAN VEIDT. [echoes] ...uh. Young!Dan (12:20:18 AM):I'll come over to your house at some point, and fuck your brains out. Happy? Young!Adrian (12:21:18 AM):[responds to this with sincere kissing] Young!Dan (12:22:35 AM):*Responds with more kissing and groping.*
Young!Adrian (12:23:30 AM):I am. . .really glad you exist.
Young!Dan (12:24:06 AM):Good.
Young!Dan (12:24:10 AM):Also, I have to find Leslie.
Young!Adrian (12:24:41 AM):Er. Sorry to sound suspicious, but is that for a repeat performance? Young!Dan (12:25:01 AM):No.
Young!Dan (12:25:03 AM):Maybe.
Young!Dan (12:25:06 AM):You might want to come just in case.
Young!Adrian (12:25:34 AM):[grabs his hand.] I er, I kind of just want to be where you are. Young!Dan (12:26:37 AM):*squeezes his hand, because, lol, adrian being sweet makes Dan want to go back into IC.*
Young!Adrian (12:28:25 AM):[kisses his cheek because uh, he likes to pretend he is a normal human with a normal relationship.]