Food items that I have recently been ridiculed for eating:
- Ketchup on pizza (oh, so tomato sauce isn't weird but ketchup is?)
- Ketchup on sandwiches (it's the dipping that baffles people. Why wouldn't I dip my sandwich in ketchup?)
- Ketchup chips (alright, so I'm a ketchup fan.)
- Dill pickle chips (Guys. They taste like pickles. Do you like pickles? You will like these chips.)
- Maple syrup on eggs and potatoes (maple syrup makes every breakfast food better.)
- Chive cream cheese on a blueberry bagel (fruits and veggies all in one.)
- Cheez whiz (the can says "NOW MADE WITH REAL CHEESE". Maybe they should let go of the 'z' ending. A 'z' at the end of any word screams "I AM FAKE AND UNHEALTHY BUT YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY.")
- Mayo on french fries (thanks, Pulp Fiction.)
- Uncooked fake meat products (okay, I'll admit this one is weird.)
Alright, I've confessed my food transgressions. I want to hear yours now. Comment away! Bonus points if you share any of mine.
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