Don't yuck someone else's yum.

Jan 28, 2008 23:17

Food items that I have recently been ridiculed for eating:
  • Ketchup on pizza (oh, so tomato sauce isn't weird but ketchup is?)
  • Ketchup on sandwiches (it's the dipping that baffles people.  Why wouldn't I dip my sandwich in ketchup?)
  • Ketchup chips (alright, so I'm a ketchup fan.)
  • Dill pickle chips (Guys.  They taste like pickles.  Do you like pickles?  You will like these chips.)
  • Maple syrup on eggs and potatoes (maple syrup makes every breakfast food better.)
  • Chive cream cheese on a blueberry bagel (fruits and veggies all in one.)
  • Cheez whiz (the can says "NOW MADE WITH REAL CHEESE".  Maybe they should let go of the 'z' ending.  A 'z' at the end of any word screams "I AM FAKE AND UNHEALTHY BUT YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY.")
  • Mayo on french fries (thanks, Pulp Fiction.)
  • Uncooked fake meat products (okay, I'll admit this one is weird.)

Alright, I've confessed my food transgressions.  I want to hear yours now.  Comment away!  Bonus points if you share any of mine.
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