( You mistook a US war ship for a cargo ship? Really? )

I really want to say this:

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The context: Lint and Loopy are being responsible citizens and watching the State of the Union Address. Mundi is being a responsible teacher, and scribbling all over her ducklings' lame attempts to write thesis statements.

G-chat is open. Cue, Stage Left: MADNESS, PURSUED BY A BEAR.

( Cut for decency and for AMERICA! )

So my fucklings ducklings do indeed suck, at least the two papers I've managed to read thus far, but Lady Black Death has pointed me towards the image that currently occupies pride of place on Library of Glory's staff computer.
( Behold! )

So. My graduate program is depressing, I am desperately poor, I have no future once I get my PhD, and my ducklings have collectively performed a Tropic Thunder style "full retard" with their final paper drafts (due on December 10! this is gonna suck), so of course I must bring you a collection of Twilight: Gone WILD! style branding.
( Click here to be horrified and amazed! )

In the spirit of McTabby's Summary Executions, I bring you the summaries of Twilight / Harry Potter stories, ganked from fanfiction.net that sinkhole of depravity and shitty writing. There are over 3,000 Twilight crossovers, you guys--and more than one third are with Harry Potter. I reasoned that the crossovers were likely to suck less than the ( Read more... )

So. New Moon. Well. First, the film is not half bad--the visuals are more sophisticated than Twilight and there's a significant stylistic difference as well. Some of this is because the first film was filmed on an incredibly tight budget, and the actors often wore their own clothes (Victoria, in fact, wore the director's clothes! or at least ( Read more... )

Mundi, Loopy, and Lint are preparing to engage in a fun and interesting social experiment. In fact, this is an experiment that was conducted a year ago, and the purpose of this year's repetition is to serve as a control.

We are going to the midnight screening of New Moon, the sequel to Twilight. Why? Because Mundi teaches adaptation, fan ( Read more... )

So instead of working on her prospectus, Mundi logged onto teh intertubz. In tribute to deviouslint, who had a bad day, I give you the fruits of my mad crack!finder search skills.

( Cursor Mundi can only communicate effectively with macros these days )

More fun from Halloween night, with bonus glowing Stark!clevage:


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