I've had enough.

[curry_thief]

I won't stand for this any longer.  How dare that mirror claim otherwise?  I should crack the thing in two if it weren't so useful.  I'll have to take a hand in this after all.

As for all you idiots on here pretending you know of myself, have the decency to address me by title.  "Your Majesty," will do just fine.

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[sternjudgment]

I wasn't aware you'd a proper title.

Perhaps you should earn it.

[curry_thief]

Don't test me child, you've irritated me far more than is healthy.

[sternjudgment]

Child?

I knew that was gonna come back to bite me.

[curry_thief]

A child is a child is it not?

[princeassassin]

"Your Majesty", hm~?

[curry_thief]

That is correct.

[princeassassin]

You're not really royalty, though.

[curry_thief]

Fascinating, yet another ignorant fool.

[thrillofchase]

Pardon our ignorance, your majesty. If you'd allow me a humble question, exactly what is your mirror claiming that is troubling you so?

[curry_thief]

Finally, a man with sense. As your reward, I shall answer your question.

The foolish thing is claiming there is someone in existence that is fairer than I, and it vexes me to no end.

/trying not to laugh as he just figured out which story Yuri's in

[thrillofchase]

O-Oh. Really?

A-and who does the mirror think could possibly rival your....b-b-beauty?

:|

[curry_thief]

Have you eyes in your head only for decoration? Look up and see for yourself.

[currythiefkilla]

Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me.

[curry_thief]

A swan?

[currythiefkilla]

Yes. I've been cursed. And it looks like I'm not the only one.

[curry_thief]

It is not a bad curse, the swan is a graceful creature.

[itsnotzura]

Your Majesty of what.

... DAMMIT.

[curry_thief]

My queendom, obviously.

Re: ... DAMMIT.

[the_adephagos]

Oh my god it finally happened.

[curry_thief]

What manner of foul creature are you?