I've had enough.

[curry_thief]

I won't stand for this any longer.  How dare that mirror claim otherwise?  I should crack the thing in two if it weren't so useful.  I'll have to take a hand in this after all.

As for all you idiots on here pretending you know of myself, have the decency to address me by title.  "Your Majesty," will do just fine.

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[thrillofchase]

Pardon our ignorance, your majesty. If you'd allow me a humble question, exactly what is your mirror claiming that is troubling you so?

[curry_thief]

Finally, a man with sense. As your reward, I shall answer your question.

The foolish thing is claiming there is someone in existence that is fairer than I, and it vexes me to no end.

/trying not to laugh as he just figured out which story Yuri's in

[thrillofchase]

O-Oh. Really?

A-and who does the mirror think could possibly rival your....b-b-beauty?

:|

[curry_thief]

Have you eyes in your head only for decoration? Look up and see for yourself.

What? He's FROM Snow White! It's not that hard!

[thrillofchase]

............ oh my.

>:|

[curry_thief]

If you've nothing of worth to say, leave.

[thrillofchase]

Have you considered that your mirror may be broken? Anyone with eyes can tell that your beauty is beyond compare.

/makes shit up.

[curry_thief]

Were that the dead able to lie, I would consider it.

Your flattery, however, has been noted.

Re: /makes shit up.

[thrillofchase]

My name isn't Prince Charming for marketing purposes, your Majesty.

[curry_thief]

Hmph, so you are the one that wench has fallen for.

[thrillofchase]

Oh, I certainly hope not. I prefer my women.... looking like women.

[curry_thief]

It matters not, for she will soon be dead.