When I made this icon, I did it with the wholesome, innocent intent of expressing the wholesome, innocent bromance between two good-natured, wholesome people. I was wrong.

The Andrea Pirlo/Massimo Ambrosini sex tape. It is out there. And for me to deny it's existence is to deny the INDECENT, SLIGHTLY OBSESSIVE and TOTALLY SCANDALOUS love between ( Read more... )

Dear calcio friends and Chiellini ( Read more... )

Mario Balotelli is the spitting image of an angry baby crocodile. SPITTING ( Read more... )

Yah, so like Cristiano should have his own reality show ( Read more... )

Hot ChocolateC. Chicken, Crack-News ( Read more... )

For he's introduced the f-list to yearbookyourself.com.


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Ciro Ferrara is Luca Toni's real fatha.

Donadoni could never work it out because real pimps don't do salt and pepper. You either do salt. Or you do pepper.

It's 2 am here.

Dear kool Italian kids and Juve,

This is going to be interesting watching you play in the Champions League. This is a tough competition. It's edgy. Dangerous even. If you want to win, your have to do it the Milan way.

No matter what your tifosi say, in order to achive your full potential in these games, you must neglect the domestic league ( Read more... )

...when three quarters of the comments you leave on Martha's LJ read: LOL INTER.

And you think of things like this at work while on the phone with paying customers:

Princess Nesta: Thou shalt not wear XXL jeans in my presence. Remove thy offensive jewellery and condom-like cap, at once.

He could teach you, but he'd have to charge.