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so aside from my unfortunate fire-alarm-wakeup at 945 today was a good day.
the other day, jeff imed me (mind you, we've been good friends since like 2nd grade, but we hadnt talked much all semester...) out of nowhere. and asks me if i want to GO TO THE MALL with him today. so im just like. um. ooookay...
so this morning i go over to mojo to meet him and we go to his room, but his roomies are fast asleep. so we tiptoe around his room, get his stuff, and then leave. we wait outside in the rain for the bus and then talk away the loooooooong busride to briarwood
so we get there and go right to american eagle (aka the best store EVER, right sara?). he has a $25 gift card so we're on a mission to find something that's around that price. we check out all the options and he asks me for my opinion on each and every thing. sorry jeff, but you were NOT getting the PINK button down. we narrow it down to a cute orange striped polo and a long sleeve button down white shirt with blue and green stripes.
so then
jeff: but i like them both, how do we decide?
me: well hun, ill tell you waht us GIRLS do when we like more than one thing--we go to the dressing room, try both on, and decidew hich looks the best.
jeff: whoa,g irls are smart. thats a good idea.
so then jeff gives me permission to go look around for ME and i do. and we go into the dressing rooms and he decides on the button down (VERY cute, i approve) and i get a cute summery tank.
then (yes sara, i could NOT leave with only one thing...) i decide i want to get a bag, one of their cute totes. so there's 3 different choices, all white with different colored stripes, colored handles, and a graphic. theres option A---yellow stripes and an orange handle, option B---green stripes and a pink handle, or option C---blue stripes and a pink handle.
i like the blue. jeff likes the yellow. then jeff says that the green/pink is like a watermelon, and maybe i should go for hte watermelon bc EVERYbody likes watermelon. so then i was like, 'so youre telling me, if i carry this bag, then im a watermelon and everybody will want to be friends with me???' and he was like, 'no silly, if you carry that bag then you will be CARRYING a watermelon, and WHO doesnt want to be friends with someone htat has a watermelon>???'
so then i decided to screw the watermelon and go for the yellow or the blue. jeff wanted yellow. i wanted blue. then he proceeded to explain how the yellow was more summery, and the blue was more springy. but he kept pushing for the yellow. so. i went with it. and now i have a yellow and orange bag.
then i started looking at all the flip flops. but then i tried to use that nonexistent willpower of mine, and turned around and i waslike ok jeff im NOT getting shoes today, im NOT.
5 minutes later im looking at flip flops again. jeff comes up and is like 'what happened to your anti-shoe determination?' and i was like 'yeah. um. thats over.'
but no shoes for me. thank you jeff. keep me (kind of) focused. then i decided that i needed a new wallet bc mine is CRAP. so jeff picks me out one that has blue stripes. nice jeff. very nice.
so then as we get ready to pay, 'crawling in the dark' comes over the radio and we're like, duude i havent heard this in FOREVER! so i look over to the lady at the regsiter and shes like TOTALLY not payin attention and her back is to me and shes ont eh phone, so i start like bobbing my head and mouthing the words like a TOTAL dork. then i see jeff's eyes look past me and i spin around, and of course, theres the lady looking RIGHT at me, and shes like, um, can i help you???
smooth melissa, real smooth.
c
then we leave and we're trying to decide where to eat lunch. so
jeff: so. where to?
me: ooh, do you wanna go to CPK with me?
jeff: yeah, ok, but we might wanna go get a bite to eat first
me: um. CPK IS a restaurant, hun....
jeff: oh, uh, i thought it was like some new store or something. you know all those crazy acronyms these days...
wow my friends are awesome.
so we get there, and
me: so i think im gonna get the salad i always get
jeff: youre getting a SALAD?
me: is that BAD?
jeff: well its not called california pizza AND salad kitchen, now IS IT?
me: ok, pizza it is.
so then the waitress brings out jeff's pizza and is like, 'oh so the chef forgot to put your pizza in the oven, so theyre doing that now, and we're gonna take care of it for you'
sweet. free pizza.
so jeff's like, hey wanna share pizzas? so we do. and i cant mix milk and meat, so jeff picks the chicken off of mine. and then my pizza comes and we eat that too. yum. i heart cpk pizza.
haha and...
[jeff sits back in booth]
me: taking a load off, jeff?
jeff: oh im just getting ready for passover.
me: by eating pizza for lunch?
jeff: no, by reclining---something thats gonna make a couple nights from now different from ALL OTHER nights...
then we finished jsut in time to ride the bus back. and hten the creepy bus people being to freak us out so we get off at the union and walk allthe way back in the rain.
the other day, jeff imed me (mind you, we've been good friends since like 2nd grade, but we hadnt talked much all semester...) out of nowhere. and asks me if i want to GO TO THE MALL with him today. so im just like. um. ooookay...
so this morning i go over to mojo to meet him and we go to his room, but his roomies are fast asleep. so we tiptoe around his room, get his stuff, and then leave. we wait outside in the rain for the bus and then talk away the loooooooong busride to briarwood
so we get there and go right to american eagle (aka the best store EVER, right sara?). he has a $25 gift card so we're on a mission to find something that's around that price. we check out all the options and he asks me for my opinion on each and every thing. sorry jeff, but you were NOT getting the PINK button down. we narrow it down to a cute orange striped polo and a long sleeve button down white shirt with blue and green stripes.
so then
jeff: but i like them both, how do we decide?
me: well hun, ill tell you waht us GIRLS do when we like more than one thing--we go to the dressing room, try both on, and decidew hich looks the best.
jeff: whoa,g irls are smart. thats a good idea.
so then jeff gives me permission to go look around for ME and i do. and we go into the dressing rooms and he decides on the button down (VERY cute, i approve) and i get a cute summery tank.
then (yes sara, i could NOT leave with only one thing...) i decide i want to get a bag, one of their cute totes. so there's 3 different choices, all white with different colored stripes, colored handles, and a graphic. theres option A---yellow stripes and an orange handle, option B---green stripes and a pink handle, or option C---blue stripes and a pink handle.
i like the blue. jeff likes the yellow. then jeff says that the green/pink is like a watermelon, and maybe i should go for hte watermelon bc EVERYbody likes watermelon. so then i was like, 'so youre telling me, if i carry this bag, then im a watermelon and everybody will want to be friends with me???' and he was like, 'no silly, if you carry that bag then you will be CARRYING a watermelon, and WHO doesnt want to be friends with someone htat has a watermelon>???'
so then i decided to screw the watermelon and go for the yellow or the blue. jeff wanted yellow. i wanted blue. then he proceeded to explain how the yellow was more summery, and the blue was more springy. but he kept pushing for the yellow. so. i went with it. and now i have a yellow and orange bag.
then i started looking at all the flip flops. but then i tried to use that nonexistent willpower of mine, and turned around and i waslike ok jeff im NOT getting shoes today, im NOT.
5 minutes later im looking at flip flops again. jeff comes up and is like 'what happened to your anti-shoe determination?' and i was like 'yeah. um. thats over.'
but no shoes for me. thank you jeff. keep me (kind of) focused. then i decided that i needed a new wallet bc mine is CRAP. so jeff picks me out one that has blue stripes. nice jeff. very nice.
so then as we get ready to pay, 'crawling in the dark' comes over the radio and we're like, duude i havent heard this in FOREVER! so i look over to the lady at the regsiter and shes like TOTALLY not payin attention and her back is to me and shes ont eh phone, so i start like bobbing my head and mouthing the words like a TOTAL dork. then i see jeff's eyes look past me and i spin around, and of course, theres the lady looking RIGHT at me, and shes like, um, can i help you???
smooth melissa, real smooth.
c
then we leave and we're trying to decide where to eat lunch. so
jeff: so. where to?
me: ooh, do you wanna go to CPK with me?
jeff: yeah, ok, but we might wanna go get a bite to eat first
me: um. CPK IS a restaurant, hun....
jeff: oh, uh, i thought it was like some new store or something. you know all those crazy acronyms these days...
wow my friends are awesome.
so we get there, and
me: so i think im gonna get the salad i always get
jeff: youre getting a SALAD?
me: is that BAD?
jeff: well its not called california pizza AND salad kitchen, now IS IT?
me: ok, pizza it is.
so then the waitress brings out jeff's pizza and is like, 'oh so the chef forgot to put your pizza in the oven, so theyre doing that now, and we're gonna take care of it for you'
sweet. free pizza.
so jeff's like, hey wanna share pizzas? so we do. and i cant mix milk and meat, so jeff picks the chicken off of mine. and then my pizza comes and we eat that too. yum. i heart cpk pizza.
haha and...
[jeff sits back in booth]
me: taking a load off, jeff?
jeff: oh im just getting ready for passover.
me: by eating pizza for lunch?
jeff: no, by reclining---something thats gonna make a couple nights from now different from ALL OTHER nights...
then we finished jsut in time to ride the bus back. and hten the creepy bus people being to freak us out so we get off at the union and walk allthe way back in the rain.