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May 20, 2009 02:47

 fuck...my....life. it's 2:47 am, my final is at 2 pm later today, and i'm definitely getting NO sleep since i don't know shit SINCE i missed the lectures i needed to go to the most............i don't know why i do this to myself. this is the one class i had high hopes of doing well in because i aced the first midterm, so i got cocky and stopped going to class for a week, and now i'm fucked in the asshole. oh bloody well! i guess i can't really complain if i fail..i mean i have these precious hours left to study and what am i doing..updating livejournal. i thought my procrastination problem would get better in college, but no, i've just gotten better at doing it. now i wait till a few hours before my test in the early morning to freak the FUCK out and cram all the material into my brain, only to completely forget it 5 minutes after the test. it'd cause me so much less stress if i studied a week in advance like SO many other people here do...am i that in need of drama in my life that i just thrive on the thrill of possibly failing my classes?

ANYWAYS! my favorite new website is http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/. it's HILARIOUS! if you haven't seen fmylife.com, see that first, and then go to mylifeisaverage. it had me peeing my pants for a good 20 minutes. ill give you my favorite snippet.

Today I took a poop and when I reached for the toilet paper I realized there was none on the rack. I looked behind me on top of the toilet. There were three rolls. MLIA

and MLIA stands for my life is average, like how they put FML at the end of all the ones from fmylife. lmfao i LOVE IT.

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