Dear subconscious,

Are... are you trying to write a book? You know we haven't got the time and energy for that sort of thing. Even if you keep supplying characters, and now a bloody theme.

Honestly.

Some people's brains.

(mm, brains.)

RFI; can anyone recommend a style guide for prose writing? I know I'm doing a few things wrong (punctuation in speech, for example), and I'd like to have a reference for how to do it correctly.