This is my brain on too many episodes of The Dukes of Hazzard!
I think I may have come across a way to finally become rich by doing very little. As those among you will know this is my life's ambition as I am lazy and self entitled - well it is when I can be bothered, which frankly isn't very often, though I see no reason why I should be bothered, but anyway...
I am going to buy myself an American car. I am then going to sue the car maker as when I spin the wheels, or slide the car around a corner or come to a sliding braking halt on a dirt road, or sand even, there is no tyre/tire squealing sound. You see every American TV show I have grown up with has their cars making this sound on dirt roads and sand so it must be true.
Before you all call me crazy, relax, I have a Plan B too. If the above law suit fails I will sue Hollywood for misrepresenting American cars and shattering my dreams.
Still not convinced? That's ok, I have a Plan whatever letter comes after B too! I can always go on the talk show circuit as the filer of ludicrous and unsuccessful law suits!
So now please send me money so I can buy an American car and get rich - Oh and yeah, I guess I'll pay you back the money sometime after I get rich ok?
I am going to buy myself an American car. I am then going to sue the car maker as when I spin the wheels, or slide the car around a corner or come to a sliding braking halt on a dirt road, or sand even, there is no tyre/tire squealing sound. You see every American TV show I have grown up with has their cars making this sound on dirt roads and sand so it must be true.
Before you all call me crazy, relax, I have a Plan B too. If the above law suit fails I will sue Hollywood for misrepresenting American cars and shattering my dreams.
Still not convinced? That's ok, I have a Plan whatever letter comes after B too! I can always go on the talk show circuit as the filer of ludicrous and unsuccessful law suits!
So now please send me money so I can buy an American car and get rich - Oh and yeah, I guess I'll pay you back the money sometime after I get rich ok?