Slash fic: Captain Obvious and the Art of Intimidation (6/?)

[cupidsbow]

Title: Captain Obvious and the Art of Intimidation (6/?)
Author: cupidsbow
Pairing: EW/OB, LotR RPS
Rating: R (there's more villainous smut within)
Warning: This is a work in progress! Also, crack!fic.
Length: 1,200 words
For: special_trille
Disclaimer: I don’t know any of these people-it’s just a lucid fever-dream.
Summary: In which a sonnet is inflicted

Comments

[vegetariansushi]

[vegetariansushi]

[cupidsbow]

Oh my god! Are you okay? Is the kidlet okay?

*panics*

I'm so with special_trille on this one. That's totally creepy. Are you at home alone? Are your parents going to be back soon?

I love you lots and lots and lots. If I lived within driving distance I'd be on my way right now with comfort food and hugs. And, you know, Scot and I would stay a while and chat and laugh and make you feel better.

<3 <3 <3

[vegetariansushi]

[vegetariansushi]