Public Service Annoucement

[cup_of_smex]

I’ve recently taken it upon myself to start up an investigation concerning the store across the street from us (…taking up detective work now, perhaps the family ended up rubbing off on me more than I originally thought). You may or may not have noticed the fact that it changes ownership every single week.

The cause was not hard to determine at all

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Is just staring at Itachi with an impassive look on her face

[origamicupcake]

...just don't get the blood on the customers and we're good...

King Apathy here!

[cup_of_smex]

No promises, Konan-san.

Heh.

[origamicupcake]

...well I suppose that is too much to ask.

Fine, don't get blood on me.

Heh, indeed.

[cup_of_smex]

That I can do. Given you say out of my way. There is little I can do to control blood spatter.

BEING HELPFUL

[bloodwithcoffee]

How about you just get an umbrella, Ko.
That way at least your pretty head won't stain red.

BEING UNAMUSED

[origamicupcake]

How about I get an umbrella and smack you upside the head with it.
That way my pretty head won't stain red and I'll get some enjoyment out of it.

[bloodwithcoffee]

........Fuck you woman, I was trying to be NICE here. A concept you obviously have a very fucking poor grasp on. I now got a better idea. How about I take that umbrella and shove it hard up your--

[origamicupcake]

YOU telling me that MY grasp on being NICE is poor? TASTE THE IRONY.

And sorry, love...I don't enjoy that. You, however...

[bloodwithcoffee]

I call it how I see it, and all I see was me being helpful and you not being able to fucking take a pleasant joke. I meant it about the umbrella, those splatters can be surreal.

I'd say shove Kakuzu's up there, but I doubt it's be big enough to do some damage. Too bad.