Public Service Annoucement
I’ve recently taken it upon myself to start up an investigation concerning the store across the street from us (…taking up detective work now, perhaps the family ended up rubbing off on me more than I originally thought). You may or may not have noticed the fact that it changes ownership every single week.
The cause was not hard to determine at all considering Deidara-san and Tobi-san… and a few …other destructive individuals are a part of our employee roster. Every week a member of our staff seems to find a way to either purposely or inadvertently, completely decimate that building. And yet, within the week the building is repaired and a new business moves in (most likely due to the fact that our Café does a good job drawing many people to the area).
“But what does that have to do with me?”
Two things. Have you noticed that we also don’t tend to get raises or fabled ‘End Of Year’ bonuses? I’ve also obtained footage of Leader-sama delivering thick wads of cash to whoever the current owner of the aforementioned building might be. End of that story.
Second thing. Let me make this clear to all of you. This week, the store is a cleaning supply warehouse. I intend to visit tomorrow after work. It had better still be there, unharmed or else there will be blood. You’ve been warned.
The cause was not hard to determine at all considering Deidara-san and Tobi-san… and a few …other destructive individuals are a part of our employee roster. Every week a member of our staff seems to find a way to either purposely or inadvertently, completely decimate that building. And yet, within the week the building is repaired and a new business moves in (most likely due to the fact that our Café does a good job drawing many people to the area).
“But what does that have to do with me?”
Two things. Have you noticed that we also don’t tend to get raises or fabled ‘End Of Year’ bonuses? I’ve also obtained footage of Leader-sama delivering thick wads of cash to whoever the current owner of the aforementioned building might be. End of that story.
Second thing. Let me make this clear to all of you. This week, the store is a cleaning supply warehouse. I intend to visit tomorrow after work. It had better still be there, unharmed or else there will be blood. You’ve been warned.