Cosmo Commandments
10 Ways You Should Never Flirt
1. When the grocery checkout guy asks you if you want paper or plastic, say ribbed.
2. Standing in line at the electronics store, hold up the blank videotape you're buying to the guy behind you, wink, and go "This one's definitely getting an R rating!"
3. To show a guy your sensual, er, abilities, attempt to eat a burrito seductively.
4. During the free session you get with your gym membership, tell your built personal trainer that the exercises you most want to focus on are Kegel crunches.
5. While chatting up the hot guys playing soccer in the park, stick around even after they say it's a high school team practice.
6. When his date's not looking, slip a handsome prospect at a wedding reception your room key - so what if he's the groom?
7. As an icebreaker, take a dude's hand, plant it on your chest, and ask him to guess whether or not you're wearing a water bra.
8. Make your crush a aslammin' mix CD featuring all the hottest tracks by the Indigo Girls, k.d. lang, and Melissa Etheridge.
9. Taking a cue from the days of playground courtship, walk up to the yummy specimen at the bar and kick him - hard- in the shin.
10. Scan in pictures of you and your crush, and present him with a photo morph showing what your future kid would look like.
Taken from Cosmopolitan, November 2006 p. 141
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1. When the grocery checkout guy asks you if you want paper or plastic, say ribbed.
2. Standing in line at the electronics store, hold up the blank videotape you're buying to the guy behind you, wink, and go "This one's definitely getting an R rating!"
3. To show a guy your sensual, er, abilities, attempt to eat a burrito seductively.
4. During the free session you get with your gym membership, tell your built personal trainer that the exercises you most want to focus on are Kegel crunches.
5. While chatting up the hot guys playing soccer in the park, stick around even after they say it's a high school team practice.
6. When his date's not looking, slip a handsome prospect at a wedding reception your room key - so what if he's the groom?
7. As an icebreaker, take a dude's hand, plant it on your chest, and ask him to guess whether or not you're wearing a water bra.
8. Make your crush a aslammin' mix CD featuring all the hottest tracks by the Indigo Girls, k.d. lang, and Melissa Etheridge.
9. Taking a cue from the days of playground courtship, walk up to the yummy specimen at the bar and kick him - hard- in the shin.
10. Scan in pictures of you and your crush, and present him with a photo morph showing what your future kid would look like.
Taken from Cosmopolitan, November 2006 p. 141
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I claim no responsibility for you following the links.