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[celticsilver]

Dear no1fanofphilrar, please help out with this. Your interest is an inspiration to us all.

How old is Phil RAR?Phil RAR is a timeless being. However, it is possible to celebrate the 'birth' of Phil on April 2nd. Although worship should obviously not be limited to one day, April 2nd (henceforth known as Phil RAR Day) is an ideal chance to truly celebrate the joy

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[kated85]

Can PhilRAR use his special powers to locate my blu tac because my Libertines poster keeps falling off the wall?

Does PhilRAR know a cure for the common cold?

Thank you muchly.

[celticsilver]

I am sure you appreciate that Phil RAR is far too important to usually concern himself with such lowly matters as blu tac, but since this is a special case, it is suggested that you find your local library/place with posters that use blu tac, and liberate some for the superior cause of your poster. The Libertines did write one of Phil RAR's favourite songs after all!

And Phil RAR does know the cure for the common cold, but hasn't told anyone because he owns shares in Kleenex. ... Um, no, hang on. Yes he does, it's Lemsip Max. Lots and lots and lots of it, sometimes with whiskey.

[kated85]

Well that's very useful. Please thank PhilRAR for me.

Does PhilRAR know what is going to be on my exam papers?

Does PhilRAR know any ways of speeding up the revision process?

What deoderant does PhilRAR use?

[celticsilver]

Whatever is on your exam paper, you should write about Phil RAR*

One way of speeding up the exam process is not to ask too many difficult questions about Phil RAR. Another is to use loads of different coloured pens. I would like to know what Phil RAR's favourite colour is, but I expect it might be one outside of the spectrum visible to us lowly beings.

Phil RAR doesn't need to use deoderant.

*..if you want to fail.

[white_city_girl]

PhilRAR uses Gaultier Eau de Toilette. xxx

[celticsilver]

..in combination with Vaseline Intensive Care Aloe Fresh