FAQ

May 09, 2005 17:14

Dear no1fanofphilrar, please help out with this. Your interest is an inspiration to us all.

How old is Phil RAR?
Phil RAR is a timeless being. However, it is possible to celebrate the 'birth' of Phil on April 2nd. Although worship should obviously not be limited to one day, April 2nd (henceforth known as Phil RAR Day) is an ideal chance to truly celebrate the joy that Phil has brought into your life, and make offerings to the great man himself. Coincidentally, the birth of the Cult of Phil RAR was on April 3rd. I have already begun planning next year's celebrations.

What music does Phil RAR like/What is his favourite song?
Phil RAR has been generous enough to allow his followers an insight into his musical tastes. His favourite songs are: -

Luxembourg - We Are the Resistance
Special Needs - Stick Around
Ani DiFranco - Superhero
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Frank Sinatra - That's Life
Aimee Mann - Momentum
The Libertines - Time For Heroes
David Bowie - Suffragette City
Baader Meinhof - Meet Me At the Airport
The Ronettes - Be My Baby

In addition, you can keep up with Phil's listening here: http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/inafix (Cheers Phil!)

Why have I joined this mad community? (Fortunately no-one has asked this yet. Well done everyone.)
Shame on you, Non-Believer. I suggest you sit in the corner for several hours and think about how empty your life would be without Phil RAR.

Who is no1fanofphilrar?
That's a very good question!

If I am lucky enough to meet/see Phil RAR, how should I behave?
Relax, Phil RAR is very happy to meet new followers, unless they are clear deviants. Things to avoid include: -
* Attempting to bite Phil RAR (unless you are Porno Kendall, and even then it's not very wise)
* Showing an interest in biting Phil RAR
* Having the Cold Dead Eyes of a Killer (tm)
* Being Gerrie

Please leave any further questions in the comments section and I will do my best to advise you.
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