Here I am...

[cujovaltone]

In the event of my hideous and unnatural death, which considering my working theory of immortality has to be a given for me to die, I desire a huge wake with loads of dancing and drinking and music. And then I plan to be interred in a vast monolithic structure the likes of which has not been seen since Khufu decided that Egypt was far too flat and perhaps a man-made mountain would liven up the view.

Thats my thoughts for the day. Well, I would get arrested for the other ones. And to those I convinced that in certain countries midgets were regarded as vermin, I apologise. ROTFL!