After I returned to work from maternity leave, I was only here a week and two days before Laura died. I have been out since then and have just returned. So since most people at the firm I work for hadn't seen me, they keep filing past my office and asking, "Hey! You're back! How're you doing?!" with a delighted expression that anticipates tales of new parent bliss. I'm getting ready to close and lock the door.
In the meantime, here's a photo of the world's fattest premature baby, who just had his checkup and is up to 12 1/2 pounds now.