COMPUTER DISASTER!
I'm so upset I can't even type! My beloved computer has been overtaken by a hideous virus! For some reason AOL runs, but NOTHING ELSE DOES. I think it's a Trojan Horse. My brother spent half the afternoon on the phone with me trying various fixes, but this thing is really evil and won't let go.
That means for (for now) I have the Internet but NO WRITING SOFTWARE!!!!!! I've always written on a keyboard, only using paper for notes and plot bunnies. My story!!!
Excuse me...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!