kurt maes used to be fat but we still call him fat
ok, so what does this say about bradley, my NON-MAJOR bio 121 class has basically the same lecture as the bio 391 at some other school that i found their shit on the internet for my paper...WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT, and with that i love mike maida (inside joke so dont laugh if you dont get it. i hate it when people laugh at jokes that htey have no idea what theyre about, cuz for all you know they could be making fun of you to your face with an inside joke and u look like a dumbass laughing. ive been bleeding a lot lately, like hang nails and my leg is all fucked up and infected i think from softball, that'll teach me to go to bed without showering after a softball game. speaking of that, our game monday night was so bad that i needed a cigarette to smoke on the field, i dont understand how there are 3 athletic people in theta xi. if your not good at a sport, THEN DONT TRY TO FUCKING PLAY IT AND GET IN THE WAY. last night was pretty wild, i ended up picking flowers at avantis and attacking everything with a big ass festivus pole that i found in our house, that was pretty sweet. this isnt like me, i have nothing to make fun of, so i guess i'll just make fun of the bradley uglies, cuz thats what im good at. im kinda glad its cold again so the fatasses arent wearing skimpy clothes anymore...IF YOUR FAT DONT WEAR SHIRTS THAT MAKE YOUR GUT HANG OUT FATASS. so my uncle died last night, that kinda sucks, but i didnt really know him, he was kinda old, i guess he wasnt my uncle, he was my dads uncle, so i dont knwo what that makes him to me, so cash only. there are so many concerts coming up but i dont have the cash for all of them, why do things always come in waves, nothing is ever spread out. like, girls come in waves, u'll have like 3 that like u, but then u'll go like 4 months with nothing, and of course u pick the wrong one of the 3. and people die in groups too. and like 3 houses will have house parties on teh same night, and then nothing for a month. i really want to see this picture of my friend kurt when he was little, he is sitting next to a ball for some reason and he looks like the ball if the ball had clothes on, thats how fat he was. i seriously dont think the kid has gained weight since 3rd grade, he has remained constant around 180 im guessing. he's also really really hairy, its really gross. when he gets drunk (which is really rare) he runs around naked. it was funny cuz one time we were watching old school and it was on the scene where will ferrell is streaking and kurt was right next to the screen and they looked the exact same when naked, kinda gross, and by kinda i mean kurt is fucking disgusting. but i love the kid. cash only i got nothing more to say... _The Thude