Of parenting and alignment
I was working for Nabisco this morning as per my normal schedule stocking saltines on the shelf when I hear this father figure (praise the gent!) patiently admonishing his son, who couldn't have been more than four, not to mess up the shelves- see how that man [meaning me] is putting them up so neatly? I didn't say anything, but I'm thinking to myself: it doesn't bother me. I'm chaotic neutral. I only get paid to be lawful anal. Besides... the kid was messing up the Keebler products. ;)