My friend has 4 spare copies of Dota 2, and they're burning a hole in his Steam inventory. Hands up anyone who wants a freebie. :D

I wrote an article about how a lot of game characters are becoming so butch it's almost cartoonish.

Gamerdudes are now screaming that I'm a jealous scrawny guy who just can't deal with the fact that he's not muscular.

My extremely feminine name shows up THREE TIMES on that article page. Insecure gamer boys, you crack me up.

In honour of completing Skyrim's Thieves Guild questline, I have composed a haiku:

You retconned Dwarves
into slave-owning sadists?
Fuck all you fuckers.

OUCHI'm definitely going to be saying this when I review it, so here's a heads up for anyone considering buy Skyrim for the PC ( Read more... )

Bethesda have been thoroughly denied a preliminary injunction against Interplay. Which is good, but I want to know where this court case is going to go. Hurry up the fuck up, lawyers!

Holy shit, Bethesda have come out and said that the lawsuit against Mojang isn't voluntary - it's being forced by their parent company Zenimax.

Zenimax's own company is turning on them and saying publically that they don't want to be doing this. That's not something I really expected. If they're the driving force behind trying to sue Interplay, ( Read more... )

I really want to like Dragon Age: Origins. I have heard good things about Da:O. Unfortunately, the controls frustrate me to the point of screaming incoherency. All I want is to be able to jump! Is that really too much to ask for? One little jump function ( Read more... )

Does anyone know WTF Bethesda Softworks think they're playing at with this lawsuit against Mojang ( Read more... )

This is what the Redguard men will look like in Skyrim.

Here are the women ( Read more... )

Holy shit, Skyrim is going to be one ugly fucking game.